Alpacacornus

A mixed breed of Unicorns, an Alpaca, and a Pegasus.

When Suzie couldn't think of what she wanted for her birthday she asked for her three favorite animals. All in one ; Alpacacornus.

by DDroonie July 21, 2011

Alpaca

An animal that (according to Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers) looks something like a fake emu

I prefer alpaca wool over llama wool any day

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

alpacalada

some bold guy who plays roblox

'Wow! That guy is bold!'
'He's such an alpacalada!'

by Urnba February 17, 2023

Alpaca

Alpaca is term that refers to any weapon with a greater destructive force than a shotgun. I.e a rocket launcher or something of that nature.

Example: "Bruh, I got the alpaca now let's fuck shit in grand theft auto."

by Helping deep November 25, 2015

alpaca

A wool bearing llama with big teeth.

Alpaca..........Alpaca you'r bag's in a second if you don't shutup!

by Annaliese May 3, 2005

Alpaca

As everyone knows, the alpaca is a South American quadruped known for spitting. This inspires the name given for insemination by spitting semen into the vagina. This is a requirement for impregnation for men with a micropenis. The technical maneuver involves masturbation of the micropenis into one's hand, ingesting and then spitting into the vagina.

Robert and his wife are expecting a baby girl in September. Obviously, he performed the alpaca successfully, given that he's nearly dickless.

by DrChode May 22, 2009

Alpaca Buddy

A friend you wish you never had. They are terrible people, and you wish they would die a horrible death. You could watch this person die with no regrets except for the friendship you temporarily shared.

That bastard is my alpaca buddy. I hope he dies. I wouldn't care.

by Alpaca_Guy July 7, 2014