by Joey June 13, 2003
A typical childish insult from teenagers 11-16. Sometimes, because they've got nothing else to say, or because they think it makes them look 'big'
E.G. 1:
Jenny: *Yawn*
Shane: You tired?
Jenny: Yeah.. a bit.
Shane: Well your mum wasn't tired in bed last night!
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E.G. 2:
Jenny: You're so childish!
Shane: No I'm not, you motherfucking whore.
Jenny: Prove it then, cuntfaced frog featured toadostical moronized mong penguin tatoo moose!!!!
Shane: ...Ok? Go fuck your mum, slut.
Jenny: *Yawn*
Shane: You tired?
Jenny: Yeah.. a bit.
Shane: Well your mum wasn't tired in bed last night!
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E.G. 2:
Jenny: You're so childish!
Shane: No I'm not, you motherfucking whore.
Jenny: Prove it then, cuntfaced frog featured toadostical moronized mong penguin tatoo moose!!!!
Shane: ...Ok? Go fuck your mum, slut.
by Mongifed June 12, 2008
your mum insults - nottingham style!! keeping it real - your mum keeps it real. It smells of fish in here - your mum smells of fish. Tell your mum I wont be coming round tonight because I am doing your gran. Later
I saw your mum walking down the road kicking a cardboard box, I said what you doing? She said - I is moving house, innit!?
I saw you mum walking down the road with a wok on her head and a wooden spoon in her hand, I said what you doing? - She said I is playing Robocop, innit!?
I saw you mum walking down the road with a wok on her head and a wooden spoon in her hand, I said what you doing? - She said I is playing Robocop, innit!?
by George Chelle February 22, 2008
1. The woman who gave birth to you
2. Attempted insult,or come back, normally from a townie , normally pathetic, normally not very insulting, normally making little or no sense.
2. Attempted insult,or come back, normally from a townie , normally pathetic, normally not very insulting, normally making little or no sense.
1.... explains itself doesn't it?
2.
A)Townie: Are you Jack Osbourne?
Me: No, my name's Chaz
Townie: Your Mum's Jack Osbourne!
B) <townie is standing in middle of path so people cant get past, cos he's such a badass>
Me: can you get out the way please?
Townie: <leaving quickly> your mum for men!
2.
A)Townie: Are you Jack Osbourne?
Me: No, my name's Chaz
Townie: Your Mum's Jack Osbourne!
B) <townie is standing in middle of path so people cant get past, cos he's such a badass>
Me: can you get out the way please?
Townie: <leaving quickly> your mum for men!
by Chaz April 17, 2004
by [Cyber Pirate] February 07, 2007
Situation: Two roadman talking to eachother
The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"
(Pause)
Friend: "Your mum"
(Son instantly dies)
The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"
(Pause)
Friend: "Your mum"
(Son instantly dies)
by FATTESTCHODE August 19, 2019
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