fat elf

A drug dealer that consumes his own product.

Its really dry around here there must be a fat elf must work this territory.

by fat elf January 12, 2015

Ass elf

one who enjoys another's ass

Braden would love to be somebody's ass elf

by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin June 30, 2004

rubbing the elf

Female Masturbation
Also a Diesel Boy song

ann likes to play with herself
she likes frigging the clit, she likes rubbing the elf
she don't need a man they don't understand
all she needs is her right hand

by Stanley Spedowski May 27, 2006

Elf Spice

DMT. often times, DMT users report meeting and talking to elves, and "machine elves".

Dude, you got the elf spice?
Elf Spice is not for faint of heart.

by M0T0RH3D December 20, 2006

Elf Shoe

An Elf Shoe is a description of a certain shape of a turd. Usually the turd is long and thin and curled at the end, resembling an "Elf Shoe".

Phil walked into the bathroom stall at his work when he was thoroughly disgusted when he witnessed an elf shoe shaped turd resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl.

by hugedumps February 4, 2010

Half-elf

Half-elves are the children of elves and humans. They combine many of the best features of both races, having the lingevity of elves as well as the inquisitive nature of humans. However, half-elves never feel quite at home in either human or elven society.

half-elves are almost perfect... almost.

by smurf August 23, 2004

chode elf

a small chode-like creature who worships chode; or a dumb ass friend; a short and fat creature often teased for the resemblence of the chode

" That kid there is a chode elf."

by pp puffer January 23, 2006