Aggressive salmon

When a man or woman gets slapped across the face with another mans limp penis like a hungry bear does during a salmon spawning feeding frenzy

She really wanted round two last night, but I had to unleash the aggressive salmon

by Battered July 8, 2017

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Aggressively crying

When you cry so hard that you kick and break the bathroom vanity with your foot

Don't go in the bathroom, kaitlyn is aggressively crying

by M.m.motorcycle February 4, 2019

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aggressive liking

The act of liking contrary comments in an online debate in real-time in order to socially stigmatize an opponent or someone with whom you disagree.

"Oh man, you were debating three guys at once. And they were liking each others' comments. That's some seriously aggressive liking."

"Hey, why don't you get some Russian bots to aggressively like each of your posts. That will shame your critics."

by crzyfive March 8, 2019

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aggressive negotiations

its negotiations, but with a lightsaber

lil orphan ani: "When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations."

by ahsoka.tano July 9, 2020

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aggressivelysharts

aggressivelysharts is an instagram page who posts all sorts of things. aggressivelysharts makes constant typos, like “TBANKS” and “WJAT NQ” aggressivelysharts talks about twilight and their crushes on everyone. 😃 aggressivelysharts also really likes shrek

“so i was dming aggressivelysharts today. and i was like “i just farted” and they were like, “WGAT SDMW”

by twilight❤️ June 27, 2021

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Ninja aggressive

its like aggressive (in the passive aggressive sense) but you dont know theyre being aggressive. ....sneaky aggressive.

not to be confused with passive aggressive

Like some farts (silent but deadly)

Im aggressive, but you dont know its happening. Im like ninja aggressive.

by edudnikihc August 1, 2016

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