cookie abortion

-verb
distruction of dough before it has a chance to develop

-make me some cookies
-cant, I already committed cookie abortion. sorry.

by stvncmupwths November 14, 2010

Abortion Clinic

When someone always swallows after BJ's.

Ex: Man, Heather is such an abortion clinic.

by Lmaothatsgaybro October 13, 2018

cuban abortion

whan a women jumps off a stair case because she does not have enough money to get a regular abortion.

Girl "im pregnant"
guy"its ok we can do a cuban abortion ."

by tckeller50 November 29, 2017

Meathook abortion

Something that was done in a sloppy, messy, or crude fashion. Usually in reference to jury rigged repairs.

I knew I should have gotten a professional to do this. Joe did an absolute meathook abortion of a wiring job.

by RangerOfTheOrder September 28, 2018

failed abortion

lol me

ha failed abortion

by GoatedBalls October 30, 2020

Oragami Abortion

(noun): A crumpled-up piece of paper that's found lying on the ground in a corner somewhere, rejected, and one's mind starts picking pictures out of it (like finding animals in the clouds, except much more depressing).

"Your oragami abortion looks like a kangaroo," Steph giggled.

by Stepherzzzzzzz May 19, 2009

abortion punch

A swift, decisive punch to the abdomen. Should the individual be pregnant, it would most likely cause a spontaneous abortion.

An abortion punched must be 'called out' so that is fair game. Much like the ball tag and cooter cudgel.

Nolan: I abortion punched that pregnant girl so hard her baby shot out at 65 miles per hour and killed that Vietnam war widow!

by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005