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amoneymonk

S.I.M.P for addie/noelle and the bes5 monke
Yo amoneymonk is a monke
by Monke monk March 15, 2022
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a monkey

A term for £500 English pounds or an amount equal to £500 pounds
Got a monkey on my feet like it’s common sense - J Hus (He’s wearing shoes that cost £500)
by Noysey Voysey April 15, 2024
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Hang a monkey

To ‘hang a monkey’ is the go smoke some joints or hit a bong with your mates
Noel: Oi jai come hang a monkey with me down at the park
Jai: hell yeah, im down
by Claret103747 April 20, 2020
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Buying a monkey

A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.
Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery

Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?

Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
by rollacethejazzmaster September 5, 2021
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Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar

Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015
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high-fived-a-monkey

Dude, gross, it looks like you high-fived-a-monkey in the bathroom.
by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids December 6, 2015
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Work like a monkey

Is when monkey is here and laptop is there.
Somebody on the soffa under cover sleeping or just there and at the same time working on the laptop, but it is on the other side of the sofa - you work like a monkey.
by other monkey December 26, 2020
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