Alpaca Bites

Two Monroe piercings right beside each other.

Like the spider bite, but on the top lip.

"Have you ever seen anyone with Alpaca bites?" -Pat
"Yeah, those are kind of like spider bites, right?" -EhmihLee
"Yeah, just on the top lip." -Pat

by Mizkitkat May 25, 2012

alpaca punch

When someone spits in the face of a person before punching them.

Bro, you should have seen the bar fight I just witnessed. He pulled the old alpaca punch and he hit the floor!

by Madew26 October 17, 2022

Alpaca Lifestyle

Usually an awkward way of doing things, or a way of being socially awkward in a group.

I'm just an average man, living the alpaca lifestyle.

by Mama Mia Here We Go Again February 23, 2013

Alpaca hooves

Another term for camel toe or a outline of a vagina
In very tight pants

Wow she has great alpaca hooves

by BDuke 49 March 12, 2023