When I saw the Valentines day section at the store, I said "That's alot of dairy" ( It was very cheesy)
by No.name.here February 4, 2023

An alot is an imaginary creature made up by the writer of the blog hyperboleandahalf to cope with the stress of people misspelling the words 'a lot' into 'alot'. With creative use of commas, the word alot then becomes a creature that the offender is talking about to talking to. More info can be found on the hyperboleandahalf blog. Simply google alot and you should be able to find it.
I like this alot, it is a very fluffy animal.
Those are alot of spaceships. *shows picture of a herd of alot which are made of spaceships*
Those are alot of spaceships. *shows picture of a herd of alot which are made of spaceships*
by Superstrijder15 March 24, 2018

I love you alot-much
by AYY Capernigus April 24, 2009

This is code word for a straight or closeted male who has been sneaking around having lots of slutty gay sex with multiple male partners &/or involved in gay bukkake gang bang sessions as the one getting jizzed on, aka duding on the Down low
Joey: Hey, where have you been man, long time no see?
Rodrigo: I’ve been listening to alot of guns and roses lately.
Joey: Oh that’s cool man, I never really got into them… wait a minute, are you covered in egg whites?! What is all that goo?!
Rodrigo: I’ve been listening to alot of guns and roses lately.
Joey: Oh that’s cool man, I never really got into them… wait a minute, are you covered in egg whites?! What is all that goo?!
by BettyYellowSplash December 20, 2024

Alot is an imaginary creature that is better than you at everything. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug.
1. I like this Alot more
2. Alot better at swimming than Michael Phelps
3. Alot more dangerous (baby less dangerous)
2. Alot better at swimming than Michael Phelps
3. Alot more dangerous (baby less dangerous)
by MightyCreak May 5, 2017

The unkindest insult a third grader can hurl at another third grader. As seen written on a parking post in an apartment complex in Las Vegas.
That Keisha, she's a bitchass-ho-alot! I read it on a pole in her apartment complex so it MUST be true!
by Pole Reader January 18, 2009

This is the name of a youtuber who makes meme related content. His first video was a Fat Boy Fredo compilation, and maybe there's more to come in the future
by bee boi May 18, 2020
