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izzy and alberto

a perfect couple that care for eachother and can understand each others limits, interests and goals. they are soulmates in every way and fit together like a puzzle piece. im so happy that they are together and i will throw hands if someone ever messes up their relationship
izzy and alberto are the best couple!! #couplegoals
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Alberto

Alberto is an asshole who like to suck d^ck. He lies a lot to get people’s attention.
by Coolaid178 September 12, 2022
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Alberto

Alberto drives a really fucking fast truck
by Fstasfboi November 23, 2021
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Alberto

Alberto is a boy, a smart boy who loves karate, football, a b**ch named Mariana but she will leave and then and only then will he meet nut, and Pablo is his nickname btw, pablo really likes nut he puts it in his mouth and everywhere.
Alberto: i really like nut.
Nut: i like u too;)
by Iloveu jk December 13, 2021
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Alberto

Yea that guy alberto is a sicko
by Posiden537 November 22, 2021
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Alberto Martinez

A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic
girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019
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alberto spritz

A michelob ultra poured into a glass with a lime. Mixed with a straw on a cruise ship only.
Me and my friends wanted to get an alberto spritz to top off the night.
by AlbertoShip March 13, 2025
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