Alberto

He is overacting in every situation.

Alberto is an asshole who like to suck d^ck. He lies a lot to get people’s attention.

by Coolaid178 September 12, 2022

Alberto

Alberto is a boy, a smart boy who loves karate, football, a b**ch named Mariana but she will leave and then and only then will he meet nut, and Pablo is his nickname btw, pablo really likes nut he puts it in his mouth and everywhere.

Alberto: i really like nut.
Nut: i like u too;)

by Iloveu jk December 13, 2021

Alberto

Alberto is a guy with his dick being the size of a tic tac, Alberto is a bitch he would cheat on you no matter what. Usually alberto is a guy with glasses, fish skull shape and smells like sweat. He always plays soccer and is gay for a carlos.

Alberto is so gay
Hes so ugly
wannabee edgar

by statefarm_official March 27, 2022

Alberto

Drives a fast truck

Alberto drives a really fucking fast truck

by Fstasfboi November 23, 2021

Alberto

unbelievable dick , all childrens under 10 years wants to sleep with him
in Romania all girls says: alberto ala are pula mare rau sa moara mama

Esti nefututa?Suna-l pe Alberto la 07noidoisialetalebuzemoi

by ryze4r November 21, 2021

alberto spritz

A michelob ultra poured into a glass with a lime. Mixed with a straw on a cruise ship only.

Me and my friends wanted to get an alberto spritz to top off the night.

by AlbertoShip March 13, 2025

Alberto Martinez

A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic

girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.

by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019