Alan

An unreasonably tall somewhat fat boy who looks older than he really is, and is attractive in a special way
Do you know who could eat all of this in one go? Alan!
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A sweetheart who is an amazing friend and generous lover (if you are lucky enough to date one). He is great with numbers, loves progressive rock and fine wine. He is happiest when he can attend a good concert with good company. He keeps very busy and enjoys volunteering his time to causes he believes in. Even though he is usually busy he will make time for you because he cares deeply for those he loves.
You will never regret getting to know an Alan
by Ker1980 October 14, 2020
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Alan

Alan is the handsomest guy ever. He is the funniest, smartest,kindest, person you will ever met. If you ever met an Alan you better hold on to him with all your might. He is so special.
"Alan is a definite keeper."
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Alan

A dude that simps around and buys a girl drinks and drives her around and gets called big bro
by Alan is a simp January 29, 2020
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Alan

The kid at school who misses every far shot in basketball until he's getting beat. He also thinks everything you buy is retarded because he can't afford it.
Ugggh, it's Alan again!
by ClassicBanana February 12, 2019
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Hot sex charming guy who is very flirtatious loves to take all the attention of girls and is a master in bed never quiet when he's around!
- I would love to bang Alan

- damn Alan is looking fine today

- mmmm there we go Alan

- hey Alan come to see rooms!!
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Alan is a philosophical subject which discusses a necc and necc’s sociological existential meaning in modern society
by THIS Bang June 24, 2018
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