Akoda is an amazing, beautiful, woman with a heart of gold. She has the heart sense of humor and is extremely talented in the arts. She is stubborn and knows what she wants, but is still very kind and loving. Akodas will be friends for life .
by DOODLE DOODLEY December 9, 2017
Get the akoda mug.An untalented half-singer/rapper/clusterfuck that also happens to be a fake and a liar. He made up stories about being a hardened criminal when in fact he is just a former petty rule-breaker not worthy of one week's probation. In light of these new discoveries revealing Akon's huge story as nothing more than bullshit, one can only hope that he gracefully bows out of the "rap" game by becoming an hero.
-"Hey dawg, I used to run a huge auto theft ring, we stole Ferraris from rich crackers and made them cry."
-"Shut up Akon, you're full of shit."
-"Shut up Akon, you're full of shit."
by loaghsj April 18, 2008
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victoria: she’s sitting there looking pretty but she’s crying over john .. uh she’s such an akot
victoria: she’s sitting there looking pretty but she’s crying over john .. uh she’s such an akot
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Yes, Akool!
Yes, Akool!
by Blame_Canada May 18, 2011
Get the Akool mug.A faggot ass wannabe rnb singer who's popularity is soaring thanks to lifeless tasteless douche bags who listen to this shit. this guys a fucking joke. he claims that he spent years behind bars for running an auto theft ring. the truth is this asshole served a couple short sentences for unpaid parking tickets and now is tryin to make hard shit out of it. also this bitch claims to not be proud of being a felon and that hes trying to forget that part of his life. yet the fucking moron introduces himself as "convict" in the beginning of each song. what a fucking tool and a waste of fucking oxygen.
14 year old fag: omgzorz have u heard the new akon song sexy bitch??
me: yeah, that fagget manages to screw up songs even from artists like David guetta. fucking prick.
me: yeah, that fagget manages to screw up songs even from artists like David guetta. fucking prick.
by communismbeatsdemocracy November 17, 2009
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by The Poppo July 6, 2007
Get the Akon mug.The epitome of suck in modern pop music. From his nasaly synsythesized singing too his questionable rapping skills and choice in woman(not many men can get away with molesting a 14 year old on stage)" it's a wonder that anyone can stand to listen to him without the aid of a valium or a shotgun.
by PhishPhan420 December 27, 2008
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