African Concrete

Rarely used name for "black tar"

Man u got the african concrete?
Hell ya G! Its chillin in my car right now.

by [DT] April 13, 2009

African squeak shoe

Another name for basketball for obvious reasons.

Are you going to watch African squeak shoe tonight? Miami Heat is playing . . . I don't know, some other team. I don't fucking watch basketball.

by Dr. Swango July 12, 2013

african rhubarb

The action of finding an old, well used carrot and grinding it on the inside of your neighbours genitals. You then take this (at this stage called a dopey wand) and place it inside of a blender, and pour it into your lovers mouth during penetration to cause a African rhubarb, the best orgasm in the world.

Carlos "god damn azza did the african rhubarb on me 17 times last night and it was even better than the time that jay-z and micheal buble donkey konged me at work"
Paul "damo you cunt gimmie your fuckin lighter"

by Jake dean fist November 5, 2014

Hyper African

An African that is pretty fast in making pointless music videos

A:Did you check the new Hyper African clip?
B:No, how was it?
A:Check it yourself: Droideka - GET HYPER (Official Video)

by Atheneite January 1, 2018

Kenyan African Males Safari

A safari tour arranged by Kenyan tourist companies and aimed at European and American women in their mid-20s to mid-50s who have never seen or experienced the much talked about large black cock bestowed upon many Kenyan makes. The tour groups arrange for the ladies to visit Kenyan and meet with as many well-endowed makes as they desire or can fit inside their orifices.

Robert: Hey Dave! I have to take a rain check on the game this afternoon I have to take Susan to the airport as she booked a tour with her church group to go on a Kenyan African Males Safari.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

South African serenade

When one aggressively queefs in unison with a mariachi band playing beat it by Michael Jackson

Did you see joe at the party perform the South African serenade?

by Joe1916 August 20, 2023

African-American

Politically correct term for black people.

‘I’m not frickin’ African American. I’m American. I have never been to Africa, and I never want to. I can barely tell you five countries in the stupid place.’

Black people aren’t offended by the word ‘black’. Only white people are. Which makes no sense whatsoever. Truthfully, if you came up to me and called me an ‘African American’ then I’d be offended, but if you called me ‘black’ I probably wouldn’t even notice.

by Johnny Twoguns August 5, 2004