Aaron Ramsey

The definition of footballing genius and the most intelligent footballer on the planet. Also the most famous ham roll in Europe

Me: Hey, have you seen Aaron Ramsey's assist for Lacazette against Man Utd?
Ramsey hater: But... but... Ramsey is a stupid Welshman who can't play football!!
Me: What about his goal against CSKA Moscow?
Ramsey hater: Stop!!! Neither this supposed 'goal' nor the 'assist' actually happened!!! It's all Ramsey's witty shenanigans! He inserted chips into your brain that make you hallucinate and make himself look like a genius! And you fell for it! Ha!

by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 30, 2019

Aaron Porter

Aaron Porter was the president of the UK NUS from 2010-2011 during the period of huge student protest. He basically declaimed the protests without thought, then supported them without actually helping at all, then took credit for actions he had actually impeded. He referred to himself as "dithering" during this time. He then proceded to make nice with the Labour party with the intention of, like most NUS presidents past, seamlessly transitioning into a role as an MP. To do an Aaron Porter is then to be a totally ineffective political liberal careerist who wouldn't know politics if it beat him up.

Don't be such an Aaron Porter!

by Alain Badiou April 30, 2011

aaron yogurt

Also known as ,Eren Jeager/Yeager, is a character from the anime, Attack on Titan. A content creator on tik tok also known as, olilondon, can not pronounce his name correctly as well as the other cast from Attack on Titan.

Olilondon: Aaron Yogurt is my bias,baka
Me across my screen: Just no.

by Iamsadness May 31, 2021

Aaron

The sexiest mother shucker out there with all the bitches on his dick.

"Damn is that Aaron? I heard he gets all the ladies no matter where he goes".
"Just finished my date with Aaron. That guy sure is sexy".

by mrthundercock June 20, 2021

Aaronwyd

Aaron Abitbol, a multi-platform creator and brand influencer who’s amassed over 400k followers on TikTok and 100k on Instagram with the handle “Aaronwyd”. Known to have collaborated with rapper NLE Choppa in an old viral TikTok video.

Who’s that guy on your TikTok for you page?

Are you stupid? That’s Aaronwyd!

by geraldman November 4, 2020

Aaron

Aaron is the most beautifulest guy in the world. Anyone would adore him. Hes cute, funny, and knows how to make people laugh. When he smiles the whole room lights up. He's the kind of guy you wish you can cuddle with. His laugh is very contagious to others. Doesn't cry often. Around the skinny side. Aaron's like to tease people about certain personality traits. They usually get made fun of, but they just slack it off. They go for what they believe in and never stop trying. Love sports; very athletic. Very easy to listen to. An amazing guy in general. He only has one true love. He doesn't like to admit personal things in public. Aaron's can be a jerk at times, but they are always forgivable. They love to be involved in everything with everyone. They don't give hugs often; only to loved ones. To rap everything up, Aaron is a one of a kind guy. Anyone would love to have him.

Girl 1 - Hey look, its Aaron :).
Girl 2 - Isn't he just amazing!

by AmandaBarichello December 20, 2010

Aaron Tippin Award

The highest award Charlie F-ing Hodge can bestow upon you

(Random Radio Caller) “Charlie f-ing Hodge just had to call your show to let you know I called the cops on an intimidatasaurus-rex for trying to steal my wallet when I handed him a buck”

(Charlie Hodge) “Well caller to you I bestow upon you the Aaron Tippin award” (you've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything) Fades in then out

by laughingman101x January 7, 2011