freshman gram

A .2g nugget of weed with oregano and stems for the rest of the gram.

Freshman: Hey, man, i heard your selling *looks around* weed?

Dealer: *Pulls out freshman gram*

Dealer: Sure, man, 20 bucks.

Freshman: "Ohh boy!!! Someone is getting high tonight"

by C.A.D.D. June 24, 2009

Gram Cracker

A person who is like a crack head with weed. i.e. would short you a gram of weed when selling a bag.

Man, that gram cracker sold me a 2.5 gram eighth!

by n0raj September 6, 2015

gram staining

The act of jerking off into an open joint then smoking you or your friend's semen

The last time I went gram staining was when I was with my dad

by Brown fish April 19, 2017

Gram Guru

Someone with a really nice or an aesthetically pleasing Instagram

Maisy: Have you seen this girls Insta?
Nelly: No, show me
Maisy: She’s a Gram Guru, prepare to be pleased

by secretlyimagoat June 10, 2018

spam gram

You use "spam gram" on a private account usually since you spam a lot.

Hey follow my new spam gram

by crazygirl2001 June 5, 2016

Hella Gram

A term used to describe a fuck ton of weed in one area.

"holy shit dude I smoked Hella Gram last night.

Bro that dude sold me Hella Gram back in New York

by your fictional mother June 24, 2022

gram spam

When your feed is filled with posts from people that are posting for a holiday like Mother's Day, with posts that all look basically identical. Usually, posting on such a day is not a good idea since it will be largely ignored.

Joyce: "I wish I could post our prom pictures today, but it's Mothers Day."

Aaron: "Why does that matter?"
Joyce: "There's gonna be a ton of gram spam and no ones gonna see or like my post."

by YaBoiDoubleA June 5, 2018