tear a new one

To tear someone (or get torn) a new asshole. Generally used when you can't say asshole.
To get beat bad, massacred or just plain raped.

Grrr... I'll tear a new one for you!

Dang... that other team just tore us a new one!

If you break this i will tear you a new one!

by Hipponater September 9, 2006

Ripped me a new one

Literal expression means to tear someone a new butt-hole, figuratively means to verbally or physical abuse or criticize someone thoroughly so that they feel destroyed.

I made a joke about her butt looking big, and she ripped me a new one.

by Hancockked June 3, 2010

A fat one

A fat blunt or joint

Let’s smoke a fat one

by Scbestie January 12, 2019

Pull a wicked one

To defecate.

“Sorry, I need to go pull a wicked one!”

by currentlypullingawickedone June 2, 2021

Busting a fat one

"Busting one"is busting one of your testes, another word for ejaculation. "Fat" is simply an emphasis for the amount of sperm ejected from the penis, in this case there's a lot of, and you better hope that thot enjoys your white warm creamy testicular fluids.

*Girl kneels down*
*sucks man's Penis*
*Man's about to climax*

Jerry: I'm going to be busting a fat one on your face
*Jerry pulls out of women's mouth and aims the penis towards her face*
*Jerry shoots*
*Jerry satisfyingly watches the sperm trickle down her face*

by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018

On a sick one

Someone Extremely high, on their own personal mission, totally blowing it; obviously high having lots of fun without a care.

Billy is showed up with his truck entirely repainted, he must be on a sick one

by Sickfn December 3, 2016

tear you a new one

literally rip someone a new asshole.
in use can be verbal abuse or a threat to actual physical harm or in some circles could be quite literal
see prison pussy

you better stop lookin at my girfriend before i have to tear you a new one

by nick_pepper October 10, 2004