a bitch ass mother fucker... who sucks keiths ass all night.... and loves taking it from keith (his room mate)
by Anonymous June 24, 2003

An extremely lightweight, hen-pecked or effeminate person. One who cannot handle their drink/drugs and falls asleep easily. Cannot generally hold their own in a verbal battle of wits.
He's coming out clubbing tonight - he's staying in and doing a Bryson.
Look at him, he's had 3 beers and he's come over all Bryson.
Look at him, he's had 3 beers and he's come over all Bryson.
by James Smith December 15, 2003

by john dorson October 5, 2009

A big man whore. Who goes from girl to girl making them think he likes you, but actually plays your ass. So Basically he's a fuck up that is never satisfied with any girl. He also can't take a hint when a girl isn't into him. He follows her around like a clingy puppy dog and has serious difficulty overcoming his fat ego.
by Shaniqua3202 October 22, 2013

To Bryson - Bri-son - To be bothered by the unwanted, unwelcome presence of another individual, especially with tendencies toward joining you and other parties bringing absolutely nothing of significance to the present conversation.
Dude, earlier, while we were talking about that bodacious babe, Brian Jarret came over and totally Brysoned us. I completely lost my train of thought due to his asinine bullshit.
by Pushin 50's Chick July 25, 2007

Your penis is a real Bryson.
by dtoney123 February 19, 2015
