How to be a baby

Namjoon breaks shit that's why he looks up how to be a baby

Namjoon Googles how to be a baby to stop breaking shit

by Cumsweatandjungkook February 9, 2019

Slept Like a Baby

Something someone says as a metaphor, but what they don’t realize is babies wake up crying every 2 hours for food or a diaper change.

Person D (D for dumb): Man I slept like a baby last night
Person C(For common sense): Babies sleeping schedule is very unorganized cluttered and they wake up randomly
(Now that I think about it the saying is kinda tru abt me lmao)

by lex_and_em February 11, 2019

Taking candy from a baby

Making a decision to do the responsible thing. Requires a lot of willpower.

Taking candy from a baby is actually a responsible thing to do, because the baby could choke on it.

by MellyShelly May 14, 2020

sick with a baby

to be pregnant.

Kat: I heard you throwing up this morning, are you hungover?
Hsa: No, just sick with a baby.

by kathro gonzalez October 29, 2008

Slept like a baby

When ABDL, babyfur, DDLG or littles go to sleep wearing a diaper, snuggling plushies, sucking on pacifiers, experiencing peaceful bliss and being adorable

I put on a PeekABU, grabbed Stitch and my paci and slept like a baby.

by diaperpup February 17, 2019

Three men and a baby

Three men and baby consists of four people in a sexual act, usually involving three men and one girl. One of said participants gives the girl a dirty sanchez while the other cums on her chest. The third person then places pubes he/she has collected over the course of a couple weeks and places them on said chest. Once complete, the three people all yell three men and a baby.

Dude I was at this party the other night and this chick got gangbanged and given the three men and a baby.

by thekool October 31, 2011

cry like a baby

To cry in a disconsolate manner.

I can't watch those sappy movies because I just cry like a baby every time.

by English1O1 November 3, 2017