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Bro-zoned

Its the Ultimate level friend zone. It happens when the girl you have a crush-on or are in love with not only see you as a friend but also as a brother.
Boy: Girl I love you...
Girl: Sorry Boy but I only see you as a little brother...

BRO-ZONED!!!!!!!
by Dknight0404 April 17, 2014
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zoned

When you are high (off weed) to the point that you literally keep "zoning" out. If this occurs while you are around other people, usually you will not participate in the conversation and instead sit and listen. Or not listen at all and just think. It can be very peaceful, but it can also make people wonder if you are ok and make you seem awkward.
dude i was so zoned last night that i just sat and stared for a good 20 minutes
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ZORPED

"Wow Im so Zorped."
by Chill vibes guy December 14, 2016
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Time-Zoned

When your geographical placement dictates your relationship status with an individual.
Damn, Emmalies moved away so now i'm Time-Zoned!
by TristanTheFinch January 4, 2017
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Asian-mom zoned

When a guy is after you and keeps nagging you like an Asian mom.
Girl: This guy kept texting me so I asian-mom zoned him.
Girl 2: Right on!
by peechybliss March 18, 2020
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friend zoned

A word used by the more pathetic guys that think girls are sex-vending machines. These guys typically think in terms of:

nice comments + good deeds + girl = sex

The term is used when they fail to get a girlfriend and think of having that said girl as a friend a "mission failure".
Jack: Aw man, I just got friend zoned by Lisa after all that hard work I put into being nice to her.

John: I heard "hurr durr, I keep putting niceness into this vending machine but no sex is coming out!". Seriously.
by Corey_Faure November 13, 2012
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God Zoned

(1) The event of being rejected as a relationship partner for religious reasons.

(2) Being friend zoned for religious reason.

(3) being friend zoned...because jesus
bro: she said she wanted her relationships to be "biblicaly okay"

Bro 2 : dude your god zoned
by the dearly ditched August 6, 2014
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