Zonk Punch

A powerful and easy move for self defense, made popular with its usage by Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan

Girl: Some creep tried to grope me but i used the zonk punch and broke his skull and neck
Girl 2: Slay

by NiggaWord November 4, 2022

Zonk

A person who goes to sleep at 7 pm and gets pegged every other night.

Classic Zonk getting off the games at 7 pm, have fun getting pegged loser.

by Big Busta April 12, 2025

Zonk Off

to masturbate.

often confused with "falling asleep", this term refers to beating off.

"I'm gonna zonk off. See you guys later."

by Curse of Three June 3, 2025

Zonked

Zonked

When you are so high that you act retarded. You are fucking zonked.
Dave: Yo, do you want to go Walmart real quick to put up some snacks?
Zach: Fuck no man. I’m zonked as hell I can’t go anywhere.
Dave: Bro it’s fine nobody will care. Besides we are adults. We can do this.
Zach: No bro. You don’t understand I am fucking zooted, i’m drawlin so hard right now. I am so fucking zonked.

by I’m so high right now April 10, 2021

filthy zonked

Pranking someone so hard their balls fall off

Y'all just got filthy zonked!

by Eaglesk8er October 5, 2016

Zonk

A person who is king, he/she deserves everything in the world and gets play from everyone known to man.

You're a zonk. Amazing.

by Fag with stretched rectum March 18, 2025

Zonked

When one falls asleep extremely quickly and prematurely so they subsequently wake up very exhausted

"wow I got home last night and completely zonked !!"

"shut up bitch"

by lilcheesesticks December 2, 2022