When you're so fucked up that you just pass right out, having no knowledge or recollection of the context. Although this use is uncommon, it may also be used to describe being so tired that you fall asleep out of nowhere.
"Dude I smoked wayyy too much last night I was fucking zoinked"
"Did you see Erick last night? He chugged a handle of Absolut and zoinked in the corner"
"Did you see Erick last night? He chugged a handle of Absolut and zoinked in the corner"
by sixthgrade4ever January 15, 2018
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by Someone of no interest February 23, 2020
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Nah, but I heard he was fuckin zoinked out of his mind he fucked the teacher thinking it was his step mom.
Nah, but I heard he was fuckin zoinked out of his mind he fucked the teacher thinking it was his step mom.
by WHYARES November 24, 2020
Get the Zoinked mug.when you're so fucked up out of your mind you think your teacher is your step mom and you fuck them. but in reality they were your sister and now you're running from the law because you fucked your sister. but you ran to fucking Alabama where its legal to fuck your sister so the law can't apprehend you. now you're living in alabama where you wrestle alligators for a living. yeah, this life, all because you wanted to get zoinked.
by WHYARES November 24, 2020
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