When a man and a woman are
fornicating and the man sticks a zuccini up her bum. He cuts off the other half, puts it in his mouth, and sticks it in the frontal region. While
eating her out she has to shoot both of them out
simultaneously, and try to get one half back into his mouth. For this to be a proper 'Welsh Zuccini' the man, or woman, must be of Welsh origin.