Yohaness

A really hot dumbass who likes to be perverted but can never pull a move on one single girl.

Judy: You're a hot dumbass
Yohaness: I know.
Judy: Pull a move on me.
Yohaness: No.

by F-U-C-K October 14, 2011

yohanne

A good looking Dutch-Portuguese man who should be worshipped by all.

Girl 1: Man, I've only been dating Frankies and Aarons... those mawfucka's ugly.
Friend: Gurllllllll, okurrrrrr, get yourself a Yohanne aka chocolate papi.

by bigdickbandit1 July 30, 2018

Yohana

A mexican,indian girl who loves alibaba man and its really toxi

Yohana stop we know you like alibaba man your so toxic

by TylerTheTreator September 17, 2023

Yohannes

bitch ass motherfucker, usually black. he smells like a sack of rotten horse shit as well

you are acting like a real fucking yohannes today

by papa-ron April 30, 2019

Yohana

yohana is a short but not short boy who will soon be getting all the girls

yohana is short

by Kingzac8827622181 June 1, 2020

Yochana

A boy name from the bible, comes from Sf. Iacob/Sf. Ioan

Hello Yochana!

by BigBoy Y April 7, 2020

Yohanphobic

Scared/doesn't like anybody who is named "Yohan". All of them suck.

"I am VERY Yohanphobic!" "Omg, me too!"

by Iconsumemothers November 7, 2021