yogamom

A wealthy, always liberal mother who believes in eating organic foods and usually has two or more children.

She likes wearing tribal-themed wood necklaces from places in Africa that she donated charity to, and tends to have a very earthy color palette pertaining to fashion. She doesn't have to do yoga, but likes to engage in activities like gardening, working in the community, and driving her very big car to various other stay-at-home yogamom's houses.

Yogamom is also very self-righteous and secretly despises other people who don't take part in the activities mentioned above. Yogamom is a hippie, but is not hip.

When using the word "Yogamom" one must never add articles such as "a" or "the". It's just yogamom.

Ex:
Giving her children Luna bars and eco-water bottles in her car, Lisa had turned into yogamom.

by 45dc6787gb November 14, 2011

yogartventure

Usually involves two friends, one of them being incredibly awkward and the other incredibly creative, proposes that they hang out by eating frozen yogurt, going go karting at an unknown location, ultimately creating an adventure. Thus, the three activities combine to make "yogartventure"

M: "Hey want to go on a yogartventure?"
A: "There must be something wrong with you."

by adsfkj123789 June 13, 2010

Yogain

When you meet someone for the second time in a short period of time.

As we met again on the hallway, I said to him Hello again and he replied Yogain !

by Ratatoskur March 29, 2011

Yogurt Crotch

When you dont shower for a while and your crotch begins to take on an odor similar to that of yogurt.

Person 1: Woah, do you smell that?
Person 2: .....wot
Person 1: OMG, you've got yogurt crotch! Wash that!

by erhadlovesbonnie October 15, 2011

Yogaphile

Yogaphilia or Yogaphile is a term that refers to yoga practioners coined to describe passionate or cult like behavior about yoga.

This is the third time she's blown me off for yoga class she's turned into a full fledged yogaphile.

You wish you were a yogaphile like Gwyneth Paltrow.

The webseries Yogaphiles revolves around a class of eclectic characters experiencing yogaphilia.

by twitter.com/yogaphiles September 21, 2011

Yoga Whale

Fat chick in yoga pants.

Look at that Yoga Whale thinkin' those pants are gonna make her big ass look decent.

by Stilldking May 14, 2013

Yogasm

An almost sexually blissful feeling experienced via practicing yoga that is so physically and spiritually fulfilling that it is akin to an orgasm.

Omg, my Lulu pants are all damp after the yogasm I just had at my Yoga Belly class. I feel A-Maze-Ing. yoga, orgasm, bliss

by SuzanneG23 June 28, 2015