read and write

What gangbangers can't do.

ya'll niggas need to kook up kokane wif bking soda and sell it.
Learn how to read and write worthless niggers

by Adrian December 24, 2005

Dick writing

Using one's cum as ink and one's dick as a pen.

"My boyfriend was dick writing on my boobs the other day, he came so much I thought he was writing the Declaration of Independence on them. All I could make out was his John Hancock."

by musefan1986 July 12, 2016

writing a check

When you realize after a poop you haven't wiped enough and you go back to finish wiping.

AWW CRAP! MY NEW UNDERWEAR! I gotta go write a check, brb.

by Carlow Motowski July 08, 2005

write off

To be dumped. Taken from the Real World: Austin.

Boy: I am writing you off.
Girl: Your writing me off.
Boy: To some degree, yes.

by Long Johnson July 12, 2005

Writing Stick

An idiot's name for a pencil.

Andrew, can I borrow your writing stick?

by bbh4697 August 07, 2008

write now

When someone spells "right now" wrong; my highschool teacher always said this

Friend: Wanna hang Out this afternoon?
Me: Nah sorry bro I don't have time write now.
Me: right now*

Teacher: Don't leave the paper blank, better write now!

Teacher: Start to write now and do the rest at home.

by not-a-bot69 October 07, 2022

writing turn-on

writing styles, tropes, sentence structure, etc. that you especially enjoy seeing while reading any literary material

Friend: So what do you look for in fic?
Me: Well, one of my writing turn-ons is good characterization. I love that in a good fic.

by KitkatVantas April 19, 2014