by Whoopdedo January 8, 2007
Get the Turd Wrangler mug.The act of ripping a well used tampon from the vagina of a menstruating woman by the string and swinging as a lasso while riding her during anal intercourse.
James: Dude, my chick is pissed.
Shane : Why is that?
James: She's on her rag and was letting me have some anal. I thought I'd try a RUSTY WRANGLER and I ruined her sheets.
Shane : Why is that?
James: She's on her rag and was letting me have some anal. I thought I'd try a RUSTY WRANGLER and I ruined her sheets.
by AnneHannity April 23, 2009
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John went downtown today with the bros and they got naked and wrangled each others cocks, no homo. He was the cock wrangler for the afternoon.
by ShortyJ8911 December 3, 2010
Get the Cock Wrangler mug.A cowboy, typically black, who lassos the booties of children, typically male, before ramming a 1473 degrees Kelvin iron rod into their shit box. This seals the anus by melting the flesh. This was a very common practice for ridding the Midwest of faggotry during the late 1800s to early 1900s.
So sad how booty wrangling is frowned upon now. Look at how many faggots are walking around! We need a Booty Wrangler to go wrangle some booty and make America great again.
by LoyalEmployee October 10, 2019
Get the Booty Wrangler mug.Wranglers: not cheap or inexpensive (as the previous reader said), but rather high quality, form fitting denims traditionally worn by cowboys, workingmen and (regrettably, wanna-be's) other blue-collar men. These jeans are designed by cowboys for cowboys. The fit may be tight (and consequently show your anatomy), but they last for years and are as durable as they come.
by cowboykid August 4, 2007
Get the wranglers mug.The Wrangler (TJ) is the best off road vehicle ever made. able to go any where and do any thing stock while still being able to get into without a step stool. the car everyone with a land rover wants and that every girl loves
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by Matt Hall May 18, 2004
Get the Wrangler mug.1) the gay version of the the Alabama crab dangle
2) a sex act where the 1st male standing with his hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the 2nd male enters the anus of the 1st male spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under the 1st males armpit he curls himself up and under the 1st males body and presses his lips firmly over the 1st males nuttsack cuppingly and hovers him till they both reach climax
if jack'in it is added then thats called the Pinocchio dilemma or Pinocchio twist the full act is known as Pinocchio's dilemma or Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist
2) a sex act where the 1st male standing with his hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the 2nd male enters the anus of the 1st male spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under the 1st males armpit he curls himself up and under the 1st males body and presses his lips firmly over the 1st males nuttsack cuppingly and hovers him till they both reach climax
if jack'in it is added then thats called the Pinocchio dilemma or Pinocchio twist the full act is known as Pinocchio's dilemma or Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist
holy shit Majidah and Dante fell through the plate glass window attempting the reverse Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist her strap-on got stuck inside of him when she landed ass over spinal cord, emergency had to cut her free and surgically remove it from his anus, the whole block was out, that chick ant never gonna live that shit down its on youtube search powerquee and you'll see it // ASS FUNNY!!!
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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