Wonk

Someone who thinks it really be how it be but it don't.

Jonathan is a wonk

by Yeetus Maximus February 26, 2019

Wonk

While in the middle of a sentence, you contract autism.

"Jet fuel can't melt steel, Masyn. Wonk now."

by Yeetus Maximus February 26, 2019

Wonk

An extremely racist word for Indian people from India

*Indian- hey where can I find curry in LA.

*White guy- STFU you stupid wonk.

*Indian- oh you right I so stupid

by Catmuncherthegreat September 4, 2019

Wonk

A term used is metalworking to alter a piece, typically with bare hands and a measure of brute force to warp / twist / bend / compress or otherwise adjust to the shape desired.

“Did you finish matching the arch on both those fenders?”
“Yeah, the left side just needed one final wonk to sit correctly.”

by Turnt Up December 2, 2019

Wonk

A person who is the absolute worst and deserve the death penalty

Bruh, mikayla is such a wonk because she is so selfish

by Juan Diego III December 3, 2019

Wonk

A drunk/tipsy fellow or just a nob’ed in general.

‘Oi you wonk wha’cha doin’ in me garden you prick!’

‘My cousin Throckmorton is a bit of a wonk sometimes’

by the apls_ April 2, 2020

Wonk

The good stuff

Hey, this stuff is wonk!

by Wink wonk glonk December 6, 2020