Man:I'm pregnant
Woman:Really?
Man:yes, I didn't have my period this month
Woman:so you are a woman
Man:no?
Woman:than your not pregnant
Man:how do you know
Woman:do you have a vagina to push a baby out of you
Man:no
Woman:do you have periods to tell you your not pregnant at ALL
Man:no
Woman: so how I'm this WORLD are you pregnant
Man:whatever you sexist bitch. At least I didn't sleep with every man on this planet
Woman:sexist
later that day
Man a:today this woman called me sexist when she said she was better than me
Man b:really woman suck that's why I bang them and then don't see them ever
Man a:right on dude
Woman:Really?
Man:yes, I didn't have my period this month
Woman:so you are a woman
Man:no?
Woman:than your not pregnant
Man:how do you know
Woman:do you have a vagina to push a baby out of you
Man:no
Woman:do you have periods to tell you your not pregnant at ALL
Man:no
Woman: so how I'm this WORLD are you pregnant
Man:whatever you sexist bitch. At least I didn't sleep with every man on this planet
Woman:sexist
later that day
Man a:today this woman called me sexist when she said she was better than me
Man b:really woman suck that's why I bang them and then don't see them ever
Man a:right on dude
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Get the Woman mug.Me: You are inferior.
Woman: I am inferior. I will obey all of your commands, and yes, I want to sleep with you.
Me: Yes, serve me, for I am obviously stronger and faster and cooler than you, and obviously you should serve me because of that.
Woman: Yes
Me: Yup
Woman:
Me: Oh yeah
Woman:
Me: Oh that feels great
Woman:
Me: Ok, go back to the closet
Woman: I am inferior. I will obey all of your commands, and yes, I want to sleep with you.
Me: Yes, serve me, for I am obviously stronger and faster and cooler than you, and obviously you should serve me because of that.
Woman: Yes
Me: Yup
Woman:
Me: Oh yeah
Woman:
Me: Oh that feels great
Woman:
Me: Ok, go back to the closet
by Not Matthew Gentry March 21, 2005
Get the Woman mug.The other half of the human race; and therefore human! NOT a whore, slut, dog, dishwasher, or sex object (I know thats a surprise to many). Equal to, however different from, men. Not as physically strong to body make-up and fat content. They generally make up 60% of universities...
Many people seem to think that women are naturally hysterical and emotional, mainly because they have the "female" hormone esrtogen...This isn't actually true! Estrogen doesn't cause emotion, and men have it too. Another common idea is that women are naturally hormonally imbalenced, especially during 'that time of month,' and that if a women isn't being 'logical' she has PMS...
Actually a woman’s "time of the month" causes a spike in testosterone to equal a man's. So when we complain that a woman has PMS, at that moment she is hormonally a male; meaning at the same time one calls a woman 'hormonal' is when she acts like how a normal man is like all the time.
This is mainly a response to some of the sickening things being written about women..if anyone wants to prove that women are not considered equal humn beings just show them some of the comments on this site!!!
Many people seem to think that women are naturally hysterical and emotional, mainly because they have the "female" hormone esrtogen...This isn't actually true! Estrogen doesn't cause emotion, and men have it too. Another common idea is that women are naturally hormonally imbalenced, especially during 'that time of month,' and that if a women isn't being 'logical' she has PMS...
Actually a woman’s "time of the month" causes a spike in testosterone to equal a man's. So when we complain that a woman has PMS, at that moment she is hormonally a male; meaning at the same time one calls a woman 'hormonal' is when she acts like how a normal man is like all the time.
This is mainly a response to some of the sickening things being written about women..if anyone wants to prove that women are not considered equal humn beings just show them some of the comments on this site!!!
James: Have you met my woman Belle; she just graduated from Law school and I think she is important..
Theodore: No, but I know how you feel, as my woman is like my other half.
Theodore: No, but I know how you feel, as my woman is like my other half.
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Get the Woman mug.A common house slave best know for efficiently cleaning dishes, and commonly refereed to the name: "Dishwasher". Although, once a month they become unapproachable due to vaginal bleeding, hence making them irritable. These humans are known for making an irrational affection for shoes. Often married to by men to be claimed at property.
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