A woman- A precious person who has no fucking time for all of men's bullshit. They are constantly belittled by society and they can do nothing right in men's eyes. They are, however, the fucking superior gender and no know appreciates them.
Wow, women (like the woman who birthed me) are fucking stupid even though they try and do everything for us, we treat them like garbage?? It makes sense though.
by AAbbyy September 22, 2018
Get the Womanmug. by mattsmith933 February 4, 2020
Get the Womanmug. Me: You are inferior.
Woman: I am inferior. I will obey all of your commands, and yes, I want to sleep with you.
Me: Yes, serve me, for I am obviously stronger and faster and cooler than you, and obviously you should serve me because of that.
Woman: Yes
Me: Yup
Woman:
Me: Oh yeah
Woman:
Me: Oh that feels great
Woman:
Me: Ok, go back to the closet
Woman: I am inferior. I will obey all of your commands, and yes, I want to sleep with you.
Me: Yes, serve me, for I am obviously stronger and faster and cooler than you, and obviously you should serve me because of that.
Woman: Yes
Me: Yup
Woman:
Me: Oh yeah
Woman:
Me: Oh that feels great
Woman:
Me: Ok, go back to the closet
by Not Matthew Gentry March 21, 2005
Get the Womanmug. The other half of the human race; and therefore human! NOT a whore, slut, dog, dishwasher, or sex object (I know thats a surprise to many). Equal to, however different from, men. Not as physically strong to body make-up and fat content. They generally make up 60% of universities...
Many people seem to think that women are naturally hysterical and emotional, mainly because they have the "female" hormone esrtogen...This isn't actually true! Estrogen doesn't cause emotion, and men have it too. Another common idea is that women are naturally hormonally imbalenced, especially during 'that time of month,' and that if a women isn't being 'logical' she has PMS...
Actually a woman’s "time of the month" causes a spike in testosterone to equal a man's. So when we complain that a woman has PMS, at that moment she is hormonally a male; meaning at the same time one calls a woman 'hormonal' is when she acts like how a normal man is like all the time.
This is mainly a response to some of the sickening things being written about women..if anyone wants to prove that women are not considered equal humn beings just show them some of the comments on this site!!!
Many people seem to think that women are naturally hysterical and emotional, mainly because they have the "female" hormone esrtogen...This isn't actually true! Estrogen doesn't cause emotion, and men have it too. Another common idea is that women are naturally hormonally imbalenced, especially during 'that time of month,' and that if a women isn't being 'logical' she has PMS...
Actually a woman’s "time of the month" causes a spike in testosterone to equal a man's. So when we complain that a woman has PMS, at that moment she is hormonally a male; meaning at the same time one calls a woman 'hormonal' is when she acts like how a normal man is like all the time.
This is mainly a response to some of the sickening things being written about women..if anyone wants to prove that women are not considered equal humn beings just show them some of the comments on this site!!!
James: Have you met my woman Belle; she just graduated from Law school and I think she is important..
Theodore: No, but I know how you feel, as my woman is like my other half.
Theodore: No, but I know how you feel, as my woman is like my other half.
by severa February 9, 2009
Get the Womanmug. by AWSKEETSKEET December 28, 2005
Get the Womanmug. A common house slave best know for efficiently cleaning dishes, and commonly refereed to the name: "Dishwasher". Although, once a month they become unapproachable due to vaginal bleeding, hence making them irritable. These humans are known for making an irrational affection for shoes. Often married to by men to be claimed at property.
by Conflab15 June 14, 2018
Get the Womanmug. by Gee_P August 24, 2019
Get the Womanmug.