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Woman

A female human who is the only humans to carry children
Man:I'm pregnant

Woman:Really?
Man:yes, I didn't have my period this month
Woman:so you are a woman
Man:no?
Woman:than your not pregnant

Man:how do you know
Woman:do you have a vagina to push a baby out of you
Man:no
Woman:do you have periods to tell you your not pregnant at ALL
Man:no
Woman: so how I'm this WORLD are you pregnant

Man:whatever you sexist bitch. At least I didn't sleep with every man on this planet
Woman:sexist
later that day
Man a:today this woman called me sexist when she said she was better than me
Man b:really woman suck that's why I bang them and then don't see them ever
Man a:right on dude
by Females May 13, 2017
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A man but less advanced, also used as a portable cleaner
My woman better be doing her job
by mattsmith933 February 4, 2020
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Me: You are inferior.
Woman: I am inferior. I will obey all of your commands, and yes, I want to sleep with you.
Me: Yes, serve me, for I am obviously stronger and faster and cooler than you, and obviously you should serve me because of that.
Woman: Yes
Me: Yup
Woman:
Me: Oh yeah
Woman:
Me: Oh that feels great
Woman:
Me: Ok, go back to the closet
by Not Matthew Gentry March 21, 2005
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The other half of the human race; and therefore human! NOT a whore, slut, dog, dishwasher, or sex object (I know thats a surprise to many). Equal to, however different from, men. Not as physically strong to body make-up and fat content. They generally make up 60% of universities...
Many people seem to think that women are naturally hysterical and emotional, mainly because they have the "female" hormone esrtogen...This isn't actually true! Estrogen doesn't cause emotion, and men have it too. Another common idea is that women are naturally hormonally imbalenced, especially during 'that time of month,' and that if a women isn't being 'logical' she has PMS...
Actually a woman’s "time of the month" causes a spike in testosterone to equal a man's. So when we complain that a woman has PMS, at that moment she is hormonally a male; meaning at the same time one calls a woman 'hormonal' is when she acts like how a normal man is like all the time.
This is mainly a response to some of the sickening things being written about women..if anyone wants to prove that women are not considered equal humn beings just show them some of the comments on this site!!!
James: Have you met my woman Belle; she just graduated from Law school and I think she is important..
Theodore: No, but I know how you feel, as my woman is like my other half.
by severa February 9, 2009
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n. Irrational being. (French in origin)
Lauren is a woman, therefore she is irrational.
by AWSKEETSKEET December 28, 2005
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A common house slave best know for efficiently cleaning dishes, and commonly refereed to the name: "Dishwasher". Although, once a month they become unapproachable due to vaginal bleeding, hence making them irritable. These humans are known for making an irrational affection for shoes. Often married to by men to be claimed at property.
Who needs a dishwasher when you have a woman!
by Conflab15 June 14, 2018
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Natural Queen; Giver of Life; God's most favorite creation.
It was a woman who gave you life.
by Gee_P August 24, 2019
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