Woody Paige

possibly the wisest guy on the planet with his quotes

Woody Paige said "Lefties have rights too"

Woody Paige said "Life without bears would be unbearable"

by gmarkowitz October 9, 2010

morning woody

when you wake up with a bonner. And it happens every morning and you then have to piss.

i woke up and got a morning woody it sucked cuzz my mom walked in i had to hide it.

by mike.l July 17, 2006

woodyism

A collective noun for the many grammatical, idiomatic and intellectual mistakes commited by the legendary Woody.

Woodyism.

Ex #1. "I thought they were speaking Mexican". - Regarding Los Ganados in Resident Evil 4

Ex #2. "Someone'll have to give him RSPCA". - Referring to someone that had passed out.

Ex #3. "Right-wing society? Isn't that when you have Stockholm Syndrome?" - During a discussion about politics.

Ex #4. "Yeeeeeeee!" - Common rebuttal to pretty much any statement.

by Beeth January 22, 2008

uncle woody

when a man gets an erection and gets sexually excited.

"O crap, uncle woody is visiting this morning"

by Andrew Zhou Alex Pehling Jesse Reinke February 16, 2008

wordy

Consists of too many words that arent neccasary.

This sentence is too wordy because it has too many words which can be shortened.

by teh Kelz April 14, 2006

Woody Hayes

The greatest football coach that ever lived.

God: "I am so proud to have made Woody Hayes."

by Picklesnshakes February 12, 2009

woday

friend or close associate

dang woday

by aquafina September 17, 2003