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Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome

Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome (aka MWS) occurs when a Minecraft player (see Minecrafter) dies in a cave via zombie invasion, spider attack, skeleton sniping, or even creeper terrorism and loses all of his ores/tools/weapons/armor/materials and respawns above ground, forcing him to go back into the maze of a cave system. If said Minecrafter dies a second time, then a third, before finding his items, a feeling of hopelessness comes into the mind. The Minecrafter then withdraws away from the game (something very difficult to do) for 1 hour to two months, depending on the items in the Minecrafter's inventory.
Tom: "Hey Dan, why are you looking so down? Got Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome?"
Dan: "I just lost my diamond armor in Minecraft."
Tom: "Dude, that's harsh. How long have you been off?"
Dan: "Three years."
by Cosbino April 19, 2013
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Jerry Withdrawal

He leaves you speechless. He's so good it's almost addictive, he's like a drug. You're pretty sure it's not good for you but it feels so good. You couldn't quit him even if you wanted to. You need him, you want him, you crave him, it's a burning desire and you don't care what the consequences are. And when you don't have him, when the moments of ecstasy slip away, when you can't hear his voice, feel his touch, his slow tracing of your lips, his warm breath on your ear as he whispers sweet nothings, his gentle kisses down your neck, his supposedly loving gaze, that sexy look he gets when he feels powerful or when he's winning, it's overwhelming. It's like a bad hangover. You gladly take the headache because the night before will be forever worth it. His love gets you high and you're addicted. You want him all the time, it's almost torture. When he's out of reach, that's when the Jerry Withdrawal kicks in ;)
Bitch 1: Sooo you haven't seen him in a while huh? How you doin?
Bitch 2: Nope, I think i'm having Jerry Withdrawal.
Bitch 1: Fuck that, he's an asshole you deserve better.
Bitch 2: Being with him is like a little slice of heaven drizzled with hell but even the bad is good.

If you ever get a Jerry.......good luck bitch. X
by xomadnessxo May 11, 2013
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Vacation Withdrawal Symptoms (VWS)

Immediately following a vacation, a person may experience agitation, desire to apply sunscreen even when it is not needed, walking around the house in a bikini or swim trunks and giant sunglases or possibly, sleeping in past lunchtime everyday.
Dr. Bergermeister : Sorry, Steve, Vacation Withdrawal Symptoms (VWS) are untreatable and will last for a couple weeks.

Steve: Aww, darn

Dr.Bergermeister: In the meantime, you should take off the sunglasses. I can't take you seriously with Women's Pradas on
by berpmerp August 11, 2013
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TATINOF Withdrawal

TATINOF Withdrawal is the term used to describe anyone going through an emotional roller coaster after attending TATINOF Symptoms of TATINOF Withdrawal may include but not limited to: Ugly Sobbing, Eating Black Sharpies, Cat Whisker Fetishes, Existential Crisis', Abrupt plans of moving to the UK, A case of the Pheels, Investing in Unconventional Zips, Investing in everything...and i mean everything with the Union Jack flag on it, Eating Lions & Llamas and/or computers.
Winston: Hey, Brado, why is Susan eating sharpies?
Brado: Shes just going through TATINOF Withdrawal.
by Philosaurs May 18, 2016
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Avatar Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS)

The "medical" condition that affects the brain/heart/soul of Avatards everywhere. This syndrome is acquired from lack of new episodes for the show Avatar: The Last Airbender. Symptoms include but are not limited to:
1) Mild to severe depression
2) Acute boredom
3) Mood Swings
4) Randomly breaking out in maniacal laughter
5) Randomly breaking out into monologues/quotes/songs from the show, all memorized to the exact emotions, pauses, and punctuation.
6) Randomly breaking down in hysteric tears
7) Randomly moaning
8) Sudden urges to run to AvatarSpirit.net to check for any updates, even though you just checked 3 minutes ago.
9) Constantly on the Internet searching for any sign of the return of A:TLA
10) Having dreams about the return of A:TLA only to wake up and discover it was just a dream
11) Start to abandon your favored shipping and turn to the dark side
12) Snap out of it and start crying because you realized you almost lost hope
13) Worst case scenario is that fans curl up into the fetal position in a corner of their room and start rocking back and forth, chanting the theme song over and over.
If symptoms continue for an unbearable period of time (which could be over 2 weeks to X number of months depending on the person) the recommended remedy is to surround yourself with Avatar related stuff: make your own fan art, fanfictions, make a petition to Nickelodeon saying that you're fed up with the wait and then never send it, as hard as it is, try and find another show that is almost as good as Avatar and watch that, talk to friends about how great the show is, buy more merchandise, etc.
AWS strikes hardest in fangirls rather than fanguys for reasons not yet proven. Some say that fangirls' constitutions are too weak to deal with the stress and are prone to break down more quickly. My personal opinion is that fanguys are too self-conscious to let their fanguy-ness show.
My message to people suffering from AWS is to take this time to convert others into Avatards and brush up on your Avatar knowledge, but always remember that the show WILL come back; never loose hope!
Avatar Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS) is a syndrome that every Avatard will battle against at least once in their fan lives.
by Elisa Paz February 2, 2008
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Withdrawal

"Yo are you ok?"
"Nah man, I'm having withdrawal."
"So you're not vibin' right now?"
"Nah man."
"Word"
by WhoKilledYourVIBE October 4, 2019
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MW2 Withdrawal

The unfortunate state of prolonged separation from the addicting Activision game "Modern Warfare 2" usually as a result of a broken gaming system. Common symptoms include but are not limited to: Irritability, boredom, difficulty sleeping and depression.
Mark's been all down lately suffering from MW2 withdrawal.
by blue canuck December 11, 2009
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