Superior, Wisconsin

A town that has a freaking tavern on each block. Town consists of many alcoholic bastards who start their drinking at 10 am. If you live there, you are either a drunk, a pot head, or a sex addict, because frankly, there's nothing to do there.

Boy: 'Mom, where's dad?'
Mom: 'Well, what time is it honey?'
Boy: '10:34'
Mom: 'Well, seeing we live in Superior, Wisconsin, Daddy is at the bar.'

by your_dad_oh_yeah August 3, 2008

Wisconsin Piledriver

The act of guffing in one's hand followed by them punching your partner with said hand.

Did you just wisconsin piledriver me, Charles?

by Rapeimus Prime August 8, 2009

Wisconsin sausage factory

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, a Wisconsin sausage factory is a sexual practice in which you spray an entire can of EZ Cheese into your Rectum. Then you then squat over your partner's face and expel the cheese into their open mouth for consumption. The expelled cheese usually comes out in sausage-like yellow links, hence the name.

I'm still full after last night's Wisconsin sausage factory, so I think I'll skip breakfast.

by Whirljack33 October 2, 2011

Wisconsin

Shut up..Wisconsin is cool

It's cool in Wisconsin..it's cooler than Michigan

by Christy June 28, 2003

Wisconsin Back Bacon

Intercourse with someone's back fat. The ample folds of fat are pushed together to create cleavage, between which the man thrusts.

Cody: Dude how was your trip to Janesville?
Austin: Dude I met this chick and pulled a Wisconsin back bacon by the dumpster behind the VFW.

by cuttlefish_and_asparagus May 24, 2011

Wisconsin Dells

A place in the center of Wisconsin where F.I.B.'s (Fucking Illinois Bastard's) flock to during the summer months (besides Door County) which has been unfortunately exploited by investment firms of all types, making everything in the city overpriced and commercialized. Now instead of a great vacation spot everyone and their mother is trying to sell you timeshares, what a joke!!!

Wisconsin dells: Its too bad the river didnt wash all the F.I.B.'s summer homes away last year

by murph666 April 13, 2009

Wisconsin Otter Slop

The act of masturbating utilizing melted Otter Pops as lubrication.

When we saw the stains Tyler's bed, it became clear that he had been Wisconsin Otter Slopping all afternoon.

by Gnarly Hands April 26, 2011