fucking wanker

someone who is a fucking asshole

dude 1: jonny tried messaging messaging my girl
dude 2: what a fucking wanker

by Sikethatsnotit January 27, 2019

wicked beaver

When you dip your dick in hot sauce and then stick it into a girls vagina.

Hey Johnnie, what happened to the Franks red hot sauce? I gave Tiffany a Wicked Beaver last night!

by nstlr007 March 10, 2018

Suit Wanker

A suit wanker is a member of society who tries to warrant their self-importance by wearing a suit all-day, every day. If their occupation, current situation or event they are attending does not require the wearing a suit and they are wearing said apparel, they can then be classed as a suit wanker, no matter how bad ass they look.

Person 1: Oh, Johnny's slipped again, he's becoming a suit wanker.
Person 2: What a suit wanker.

by Daveclap! March 19, 2012

wankered

to be so completely inebriated so as to lose all cognitive function

This guy was so wankered in the pub, that he pissed himself

by da22er April 20, 2009

wicked smart

an adjective used in the boston area or mass to describe someone with above average intelligence

is mainly used to describe people who have knowledge of really random things

Friend #1: "did you know that human and monkey dna is only different by about 2%"

Random guy: Really?

Friend #2: my boy's wicked smart!

by fkdif3 May 19, 2010

wankermobile

A car tarted up by the lesser intelligent of the species in order to mask its actual shitness to the outside world.

Usually comprises of blue or green neon lights, and a cunt kit.

LOOK, WANKERMOBILE!!!!

Loud (shit) music, blue floor lights, that can mean only one thing kids! Wankermobile!!!

by TheThirdMan April 28, 2004

wankership

Portmanteau of the english words wanker and dictatorship.

1. A system of government in which a state is ruled by one person with absolute power, where the person involved is a wanker.

2. (informal) A company run on similar terms.

Given Mussolini's policies, the government of Italy 1922-1943 is more accurately described as a facist wankership.

by lawfulhippo May 9, 2006