Wimpotence

When you’re gang banging a chick and a guy can’t keep his erection, usually from stage freight.

Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.

Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.

Me and the guys were pulling a train on Kellie's asshole and cunt but Craig came up with a case of wimpotence when it was his turn to hammer it in. He’s such a fag.

Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!

by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

Weather Wimp

The residents of Washington D.C., in the words of President Barack Obama.

It's just a bit of snow, you weather wimps.

by Slizzors January 29, 2009

the Womps

Usually occurs the morning after snorting some bad blow. The environment around you compresses in and out and makes that Godawful "womping" noise. We've all done it.

I did that line of brown snow off the urinal lastnigh. It was brutal. When i was driving home this morning I had a gnarly case of the Womps, it felt like my brain was an astrojump.

by Jayfl!p April 24, 2009

J Wellington Wimpy

A guy from the comic strip Thimble Theater, later known as Popeye, who was a glutton. He would con people out for various goods, with his catchphrase, "i'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today", though never paying. He would gorge on hamburgers.

J Wellington Wimpy would eat hamburgers.

by happyatcommonsense April 26, 2015

wimping

Basically the same as wimp except it is used as a verb now.
Running away from the situation, trying to avoid the situation...being a LOSER ABOUT IT...Yeah all of that!

He is so dumb, he's basically wimping out of the whole situation.

Stop wimping out!

Ok why are you being scared? Your wimping out for nothing!

by I am Unique November 28, 2005

Wimp Water

The cold water at the beginning of a shower that comes out before it gets hot.

Chris: Holy Crap thats cold.
Non: Don't waste that wimp water there is a drought on at the moment.

by Chris Stephan December 9, 2007

Wompscomped

The winning of three rounds for a single match of Soul Calibur without losing a round to the opponent.

Oh damn, Fred just got wompscomped by someone playing Rock!

by BlackAlpha December 17, 2008