The Luda Meister

You know Ludacris, he one of Atlanta’s most popular rappers, was in the song Yeah! By usher and played Tej in Fast and Furious… Yah that’s him.
The Luda meister got ‘me feeling so randy 😩
by Donnie777 May 08, 2022
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Beslik Meister

His lifestyle varies between Arnobel and the Geissens.
Hes rolling like polyurethane.
Because his flex consumption depends on stream money, he won't upload his tracks to soundcloud.
If you ask a girl: "Who's your favourite rapper?", she will answer: "Beslik Meister".
He's a member of a legendary group named "Boloboys".
Baby, wer's dein Lieblingsrapper? Sie sagt „Beslik Meister“

Beslik hat wieder gedroppt, ah
Kaputte Kids hör'n sich die Tracks an (Eh)

Leute fragen "beslik, wat geht?", ich sag nix
by HansFranzHansFranz November 22, 2021
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The stubb-meister-general

He is the most elusive and cunning man in existence.
Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.
Oh my god, it’s the stubb-Meister-general!!! Hide your wives!!!!
by Thewanderingsoul June 17, 2024
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Headphone Meister

The star character in the fan fiction “diary of a wimpy shirt,”” which was created by Tom Hanks in 2013 after a boweled misadventure. The headphone meister wears a pair of Turtle Beach headphones everywhere he goes, wreaking havoc and causing dysentery in people whom are not prepared for the sound cancelling powers of Beats by Dre
AHHHH HZHITNDJDJRENDBDJZ THE HEADPHONE MEISTER IS GETTIN MEEEEE.”
by Iknowwhatyouthink March 09, 2021
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J-Meister

The J-Meister spends his time reading DNF fanfics, rounding up Discord kittens, getting hench and just being sexy. He is a sussy imposter and my favourite pissboy.
Me: 'It's the J-Meister!!!!!!!'

J-Meister: 'Ahahaha ladies get in like ahhaha...'

Twink 1: 'The J-Meister is so hot uwu'
by ayup ayup June 01, 2022
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Gross Meister

A noun used to label people who say anything you could call "gross". Should only be used when he/she makes a very gross statement or action.
1: "Hey ima jack your mother off cuz she has a penis"
2: "What the heck, man!? you're the gross meister!"
by pokemaniac64 March 05, 2010
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scrooge-meister

Someone who dislikes Christmas and is always really grumpy about Christmas. Also scroogemiester or scrooge miester.
"bloody 'ell, we've got bloody Christmas comin' up next!"

"Oh don't be such a Scrooge-miester ya miserable sod!"
by Rich November 30, 2004
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