shit van winkle

Someone who sleeps all day and only wakes up to take a shit and jerk off and then goes right back to sleep and repeats this cycle for months

I tried to get my homey to leave the house but he's pulling a shit van winkle

by Conquering Lion December 29, 2015

Peri The Winkle

That one one guy in the squad who has the smallest penis. Often voted on every Friday the 13th.

"Blud, I got named the Peri the Winkle of the squad."
"That's peak Blud..."

by SkyWayneTheLordOfYourMemes May 16, 2016

The Henry Winkler

When an indivdual puts his hand down his pants and rubs his hand on both sides of his scrotum (preferably after sweating). He then waits for his subject to begin to talk (or better yet, yawn). He then wipes his hand across the subjects face and in his or her mouth. Finally, he gives him a thumbs up and says "AYYYY!!" Also known as Tunisian Toothpaste.

That dumbass wouldn't shut up so I gave him the Henry Winkler . I wonder if he can still taste my sack cheese .

by tpatora January 4, 2009

Piss Wrinkle

A piss wrinkle is another name for a vagina, pussy, coochie, ect. Its the wrinkle or an opening between a girls legs where she pees out of or uses for sex.

"Omg my piss wrinkle is so sweaty!!!"
"Do you want some of this piss wrinkle?"
"Eat my fucking piss wrinkle!"

by A to the LEX beezy! December 11, 2007

hag-wrinkles

Facial lines of mean and unkind people as they age.

You're going to get hag-wrinkles when you say and do mean things to other people.

by Esun July 3, 2010

penis wrinkle

The wrinkly part of a penis, where nobody likes to touch. Also an insult

She irons penis wrinkles for a living.

by skank ass weasel May 2, 2003

fruit wrinkles

Another name for fruit snacks.

Yo ma throw me some fruit wrinkles.

by pimptastic July 20, 2006