Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...
by YAWA March 11, 2019
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I was chillin on the beach the other day and was wafted by a horrible hairspray smell, turned and looked at this kid with a wigger beard.
by So Faaannny September 12, 2008
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by Trijata March 11, 2019
Get the Wigger mug.A sad, pathetic little creature who deserves to get his azz kicked by both whites and blacks alike. The typical wigger is a 15 year old white boy in the middle of puberty who has no sense of self, and certainly no self-respect, who embraces the mannerisms and lifestyle of societies worst, the inner city gansta. An odd phenomonon indeed. With role models to look up to such as Vanilla Ice and Eminem, this person will live have a sad, dead-end life.
When Jonny came home for dinner last night, his mother noticed with shock another black eye on her little boys face. Daddy turned to him and said: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A WIGGER. NOW EAT YOUR WHITE BREAD AND MACCARONNI.
by Jeff February 11, 2005
Get the wigger mug.A type of hardcore punk (usually NYHC, but that's far from the only place that it comes from) that places an emphasis on overly-simple, breakdown-laden structures and lyrics that are almost exclusively focused on one's bros/crew and how they don't give a fuck about anyone save for said entourage. As the title would suggest, groups of this sort always look like garden-variety wiggers; expect basketball jerseys, TapouT shirts, Vans, and grossly oversized cargo shorts aplenty.
Unfortunately, this has become EXTREMELY common in the USHC scene as a whole, which has contributed greatly to the fall in respectability of the genre. Hip-hop culture has often been closely intertwined with hardcore punk due to similar origins and demographics, which is totally fine when done right. This, however, is not doing it right.
Unfortunately, this has become EXTREMELY common in the USHC scene as a whole, which has contributed greatly to the fall in respectability of the genre. Hip-hop culture has often been closely intertwined with hardcore punk due to similar origins and demographics, which is totally fine when done right. This, however, is not doing it right.
Hatebreed, Madball, Biohazard, Terror, 25 ta Life, and Merauder are all prominent examples of wigger hardcore, but they are not by any means the only ones.
"Hey brah, wanna go see Madball?"
"Fuck that shit. Hell if I'm gonna go to some shitty-ass dive and be surrounded by a bunch of knuckledraggers in TapouT shirts."
"Hey brah, wanna go see Madball?"
"Fuck that shit. Hell if I'm gonna go to some shitty-ass dive and be surrounded by a bunch of knuckledraggers in TapouT shirts."
by TalleyOrBacon September 9, 2012
Get the wigger hardcore mug.Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as a last-ditch effort to win the heart of a reluctant female. As a result, she will either relinquish poontang or never speak to you again.
1. I gave up on ever being with Martha last night and pulled the Desperado's Wager. Needless to say, she has since defriended me on Facebook.
2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.
2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.
by billcosby7 September 27, 2010
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by Home Wrecker Hank January 13, 2018
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