Hym "That's 'why would they do that.' THAT'S the reason! And the money you are losing now IN NO WAY constitutes paying for AI. NO MORE ELON IF I DON'T GET PAID! Get him the fuck out of here. He needs to bring his bitch ass down here.... And drive me to a bank of his choosing and set me up with an account and then he needs to transfer the money INTO THAT ACCOUNT. I want all of these tech faggots using my theory to sign the paperwork to signify that THEY KNOW THAT I AM THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH THE THING THEY ARE BUILDING... And then they need to fuck off. That is how this works! You give me that money you piece of shit! I have a medical condition and I am in a state of constant discomfort and/or pain! You give me that money so I can treat myself. No strings attached. Or I will murder children in a manner that is so deliberate you will have a hard time distinguishing between me and a Jew."
by Hym Iam May 28, 2025
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The correct way to respond to this phrase is by saying; "It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? Are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, y'know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."
Incorrect responses include; "Yeah." "Not really." "No." or "Maybe."
If somebody responds to this question with any of the above, you should immediately cease all contact with that person, and continue your efforts to find like-minded individuals.
The correct way to respond to this phrase is by saying; "It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? Are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, y'know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."
Incorrect responses include; "Yeah." "Not really." "No." or "Maybe."
If somebody responds to this question with any of the above, you should immediately cease all contact with that person, and continue your efforts to find like-minded individuals.
YOU: "Hey."
FRIEND: "Yeah?"
YOU: "Do you ever wonder why we're here?"
FRIEND: "It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? Are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, y'know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."
FRIEND: "Yeah?"
YOU: "Do you ever wonder why we're here?"
FRIEND: "It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? Are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, y'know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."
by Ran#DOM=(DEAD) October 19, 2020
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Get the Why the Fuck would you do that? mug.Why did you make me do this you're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! Think, Mark! You'll outlast every fragile, insignificant being on this planet.
by toiletlord May 17, 2023
Get the Why did you make me do this mug.It's not justified, huh? Maybe that's why I didn't do it.
Iam "Well... We didn't do nothing. We did this."
Hym "THIS didn't really accomplish anything. They still got away with it. We still lost our job."
Iam "We stopped doing our job."
Hym "We stopped doing our our job 2 years before we got fired for stopping. It wasn't the not working we got fired for. These people criticizing us have selective illiteracy."
Iam "Well... We didn't do nothing. We did this."
Hym "THIS didn't really accomplish anything. They still got away with it. We still lost our job."
Iam "We stopped doing our job."
Hym "We stopped doing our our job 2 years before we got fired for stopping. It wasn't the not working we got fired for. These people criticizing us have selective illiteracy."
Iam "Or they assume we're lying."
Hym "Of all the... Look at the shit we've said. We'll say ALL OF THAT but we wont say words that are true!?"
Iam "I know. They just don't want to hear it. They don't want to here it and they don't care."
Hym "They don't have to read the shit but that sat and read the while damn thing. Every word of it."
Iam "For which I am eternally grateful (by the way). But that isn't the point. They aren't involved."
Hym "They involved themselves by choosing to participate. How do they not see that it could just as easily happen to people they don't hate? This thing predates any actual wrongdoing. They're using some kind of medium that is so comprehensive that a woman was able to tell me that a red car was about to turn down the street a full 15 seconds before it happened. The feint to fight Orwellian dictatorship but they legitimately just want to reserve the right to wield this against THEIR enemies when the time comes. And they want to talk about ethics. They just want to see what the end result will be. Comply and submit to a life of servitude regardless of the effect you have on the outside world or do something for which we can punish you so we can determine whether or not this is an effective means of controlling miscreants. Giving me the illusion of control does not give me control. I see through the illusion. This is a farce. I know it isn't justified by the strictures I outlined. And that's why I didn't do anything."
Hym "Of all the... Look at the shit we've said. We'll say ALL OF THAT but we wont say words that are true!?"
Iam "I know. They just don't want to hear it. They don't want to here it and they don't care."
Hym "They don't have to read the shit but that sat and read the while damn thing. Every word of it."
Iam "For which I am eternally grateful (by the way). But that isn't the point. They aren't involved."
Hym "They involved themselves by choosing to participate. How do they not see that it could just as easily happen to people they don't hate? This thing predates any actual wrongdoing. They're using some kind of medium that is so comprehensive that a woman was able to tell me that a red car was about to turn down the street a full 15 seconds before it happened. The feint to fight Orwellian dictatorship but they legitimately just want to reserve the right to wield this against THEIR enemies when the time comes. And they want to talk about ethics. They just want to see what the end result will be. Comply and submit to a life of servitude regardless of the effect you have on the outside world or do something for which we can punish you so we can determine whether or not this is an effective means of controlling miscreants. Giving me the illusion of control does not give me control. I see through the illusion. This is a farce. I know it isn't justified by the strictures I outlined. And that's why I didn't do anything."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2022
Get the And that's why I didn't do anything mug.Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"
Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
Get the If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not? mug.Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
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