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poorous weld

A loose grainy half-a** job of arc-joining two pieces of metal.
A lot of "Chineseum" metal-channel/piping framework-assemblies are merely tacked together with a few carelessly-slapped-on poorous welds --- definitely examples of "you get what you pay for"-level workmanship!
by QuacksO November 30, 2021
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Dick Weld

When two men touch their dicks together with cum on them and the cum dries gluing the dicks together.
“I was dick welded to my husband after having sex last night
by TheRealistDealist December 13, 2020
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Mug welding

To pulls ones butt cheek apart from the other in order to tighten the poo lasso achieving a fart sounding of a welder and avoiding old man baritone bum.
Hey man glen had chilli last night and he’s doing some bad ass mug welding today.
by Grumpyolturd May 3, 2019
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Clam Welding

When two women grind on each others clits so hard it creates enough friction heat to be uncomfortable.
Emily & Sammy told me they were scissoring so hard they were "Clam Welding" last night.
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
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Machete welding machine

Pedophilic rapists in lab coats calling themselves boylover nambla or doctor
Machete welding machine is not a human being
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
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wiener weld

When an uncircumcised male gets a circumcise males penis and pulls the excess skin over the circumcised tip. And thus making the two penises look welded together as one.
Hey Casey, do you want to come over later and wiener weld? I've got a fresh clean tip!
by The heights. August 25, 2017
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butt-welding

Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.
I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!
by QuacksO February 6, 2021
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