weekend millionaire

The guy who spends all month working in his dead end job catching public transport everywhere he goes eating value beans and a 9p loaf for 29 days in the month but on payday decides to splash out on a new outfit and hires a limo and laces himself in bling etc to be dropped off at a lavish nightspot frequented by the stars paying four times as much for a drink spending the evening in the armpits of the minders of z type celbrities only to run out of money catch the last free bus home to sit in his one bedroom bedsit and count the mouse droppings on his floor and negotiate the cheese on the mousetraps as he will now need some filling for the sandwiches for the next 29 days starvation and hiperthermia that now awaits him.

His a Weekend millionaire. He may be in a hummer strech limo today but he was asking me yeterday if I wanted fries with that!!!

by Darryl Warren February 26, 2007

weekend-friend

a convenient acquaintance that is busy on weekdays and available to hang on weekends only.

I'm so bored. Its a Saturday night. Let me call my weekend-friend.

by purplex February 19, 2005

Weekend Stink

To be very stinky on the weekend usually from the lack of a shower and an abundence of video games and food.

Jordan: GOD JESS YOU SMELL HORRIBLE.

Jesse: Yea I got the Weekend Stink.

by SteenNGene January 21, 2010

Weekend dick

A dick that's so big you couldn't handle fucking it every day so you just fuck on the weekends, that way you have time to recover.

Girl 1: I'm so sore.
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: My boy got that weekend dick. 😩

by honeyfrog August 19, 2016

weekend vampire

(noun) - A teacher who, during last period on a friday, assigns a project or a shitload of homework due next monday, effectively killing any chances of having fun during the weekend.

David: Man this weekend is gonna be crazy! Ready to rock bro?

Bro: Nah man, my history teacher gave me a long ass project due monday.

David: Damn, sucks to be you!

Bro: Yeah, Mrs. Karla is a real weekend vampire!

by outlaw pr June 14, 2010

Weekend Stripper

A harlot who pushes old ladies!

The girl seemed nice but it turned out she was a Weekend Stripper.

by The Real Parkour Master November 13, 2016

weekend bulimic

a person, often a trendy young woman, who starves/diets/restricts her food intake during weekdays, but then binges/gorges herself on sweets during the weekend. compare anorexic and bulimic.

she pretends to be so restrictive all the time, but she is such a weekend bulimic! did you see how many donuts she ate last saturday?

by cocojosie April 13, 2004