Dr. Watson

A so-called "doctor" who operates under the name drwtsn32.exe on Windows XP. His main purpose is gathering useless information about your computer when an error occurs (or doesn't occur). Contrary to Microsoft's claim, "Dr. Watson" is not really a doctor. In fact, he dropped out of college during his second semester due to chronic alcoholism, countless sexual harassment charges, aids, illiteracy, tendency to inflict self-harm, and underdeveloped motor skills.

Note: He is not to be confused with John H. Watson, M.D., assistant to Sherlock Holmes, who *is* a real doctor and has like 9000 PhDs.

My stupid computer got a virus the other day because I was blindly clicking on a bunch of random links on some porn sites like I normally do... when all of a sudden, this "Dr. Watson" generated a humongous log of bullshit and then proceeded to perform an abortion on my six-year-old son! God, I wish Linux/Mac didn't suck!

Dr. Watson by null edit November 6, 2010

hermione granger (emma watson) 

Hermoine is the very intelligent and very hot girl that grazes the Harry Potter Movies. Emma Watson is the actress that plays it and out of the teenagers that are in the movies, she'll stay in showbiz the longest.

Emma Watson kicked ass as Hermoine Granger. I hope to see her more after the Hogwarts movies.

hermione granger (emma watson) by mrconfusion87 June 30, 2004

keep digging watson

used after the saying "no shit shirlock"

Dude 1: hey we got to go to the movies.

Dude 2: no shit shirlock

Dude 1: keep digging watson

keep digging watson by ian rodgers October 1, 2009

Ben Watson 

we all know a Ben, also a gay Ben. Ben Watson is the ideal name for a Gay man who does gay stuff such as Rowing as a sport, Ben Watson also plays video games a lot and has a lisp that makes him sound like hes saying wowing instead of rowing.

oh Ben Watson! lets go wowing together and bum each other in a boat babe!

Ben Watson by Tyler Babess February 21, 2020

Alex Watson 

An Alex Watson Is someone who is a complete wanker and thrives off telling everyone how shit they are, he dosnt give a fuck if you are actually good at it or not he will still take the piss.

Someone random walked past me today who I didn’t know and called me a cunt for no reason, he was an Alex Watson

Alex Watson by Djelv20 July 12, 2020

Mrs. Watson 

A lady in her mid to late 100's. She is very strict, but can be an ok person sometimes, even though she makes children cry by staring at them and then beats them with her arm fat. She also likes to skin peoples faces off and wear them in the name of the republican party. Mrs. Watson can be a real cunt.

Look! Mrs. Watson is giving those children candy!
Look! Those children are getting sick and Mrs. Watson is Laughing!
Mrs. Watson just poisoned those kids!
Now Mrs. Watson is beating the poisoned children with her arm fat and wearing their faces!

Mrs. Watson by Coolcctherock August 21, 2014

Pulling a Watson 

To urinate anywhere except the toilet in a public (or sometimes personal) bathroom. Bonus for drenching the unused toilet paper with ones own urine in a stall and/or to piss on a neighbors shoes while they are urinating.

"Luke pulled a Watson again"

"I hate this bar, I'm gonna Watson it"

"I was pulling a Watson when Jeff walked in, laughed, then joined in"

Pulling a Watson by Dug Taco March 15, 2010