Wednesday Warmer

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Wednesday Warmer-

A soap shop in Ultimo was robbed last night. Police report the criminals made a clean getaway.

IT score - 7/10

by Wednesday Warner fan. July 9, 2010

mug warmer

it is a device that heats your mug when it gets cold thats it. it is so simple

i just bought my mug warmer and its great

by kictac poopy jace October 25, 2018

Ear Warmer

When you are smoking A cigarette and someone offers you another cigarette, so you take the second cigarette and place it behind your ear for later.

"Thanks for the ear warmer man, I'll save this one for later."

by Scarlettefever August 14, 2021

Bridal Warmers

A company specializing in romancing your wife before the big day.

Have those pre wedding jitters, call bridal warmers. Everyone needs a good pre wedding sex. Take the stress off with a good orgasm, and call bridal warmers today. We make sure your fiance "gets there". Doesnt matter Wife or Husband.

Silver Package includes Sex and a free sex 101 lesson.

Gold package includes Sex with your fiance and one bridesmaid and a Sex 201 demonstrating

Platinum Package gets you Sex with All the bridesmaid and Groomsmen, also a free lesson in S&M.

Whose got that good D? Bridal Warmers does.

Honey I'm stressed out I hired a Bridal Warmer to take some of the stress off.

"Mom I had sex last night and he cant ring the bell for anything got any advice?"

Mom "Call Bridal Warmers they show you how it feels and what to do"

I'm so stressed with with the wedding planning, I need a bridal warmer to take some of the stress away.

My Future wife is having a rough day I should call a bridal warmer, I know they will take good care of her.

by NOS4A2 December 17, 2021

hand warmer

a motion in which a guy jacks off.

ex: i want you, legit hand warmer motion

by ericamichellexx March 7, 2009

Ear Warmers

A nice pair of thick thighs on a woman.

Thats a nice set of Ear Warmers.

I wouldn't mind sticking my head between those Ear Warmers

by JphuknB June 30, 2018

Sausage Warmer

When a girl's anus is to tight and so you shove a large sausage up there and go do something else for a while. When you come back later, her bung-hole will be stretched out to perfection and you'll have a warm sausage to munch on.

We were getting ready for some serious anal but it was just too tight, so i pulled a sausage warmer. Got good anal and a warm sausage out of the deal!

by vanillaexplorer September 26, 2009