wandblock

When someone spoils your performance of a magic trick/illusion in front of someone, especially the ladies.

Bob: And now, as I flip through the deck, you can see that all the cards are different -
Bill: It's a trick deck. Look, every other card is the five of hearts.
Bob: Thank you for the wandblock, Bill...

by teambuildingexercise99 March 12, 2012

..wandas.gf

an incredible editor and the funniest person alive. they are stunning and have a god complex.

-Ayo bee did you see ..wandas.gf ‘s new edit??

-yes i did alex, it’s so good

by a1_x..alt (on tiktok) September 4, 2021

Syrupy Wand

A Canadian penis wet from arousal.

Your majesty, your syrupy wand has left a mark on your royal robe.

by joe von retro July 15, 2011

Veiny Wand

A fucking dildo bro

Could be a dick, idk

"Look at my veiny wand"

"Ew"

by Bitch you know that it's Emily November 5, 2017

Mascara Wand

A males penis

“my mascara wand is so small and is never soft”

by chloe1705 February 7, 2023

1.800.wanda

Such a funny and amazing mutual (one of my favs🤞) she is superior 🙌😍😍

Person: who is the best mutual in existence?
Me asf: @1.800.wanda 🦶

by thorsleftbicep June 6, 2021

Wanda Sykes

A great stand-up comic who performed at the White House correspondents dinner in 2009

Wanda Sykes on Rush Limbaugh:
"Rush says he wants Obama to fail, thats the same as saying he wants America to fail, that's like treason, it's the same thing al-Qaeda is saying, I think Rush was the 20th hijacker, but he was strung out on oxycontin and missed his flight."

by Michael_Hunt May 17, 2009