Wolly Wompus

A large human. Is often fat and blubbery. May waddle when walking, and has hippo-like features. Characteristics such as being loud, ghetto, and obnoxious may occur frequently.

Guy 1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh not much, just chilled with this girl I know.
Guy 1: That wolly wompus that lives next door to you, doesn't count.

Guy 2: Haha very funny, as if she could fit through her front door.

by wollywollywompus November 4, 2012

Wamps

Any unfortunate person with the affliction of Palmar Hyperhidrosis. This condition is often referred to as Dead Fish Handshake or "Servin' Up Week-old Lunchmeat".

A living legend of Norristown, PA, “Wamps” is a deliberately strange and very outspoken individual who began collecting nicknames as an adolescent. “Fish-Grease” makes himself a target for nicknames because of his poor style of dress, sinister laugh, foul body odor, twisted philosophy, and overall lack of righteousness. Despite his lower back tattoo, “Rat-Scrap” has managed to maintain several groups of friends, most of them being from high school and the rest from hanging out at local bars. For example, when “Patty-Cake” is posted up at Nippers he is known as “Creeper”. If he were to leave Nippers and walk up the street to Chapps, he would be greeted as “Waffles”. “Splish” pretends that the nickname-calling doesn’t bother him, but his evil sneer will show you that he’s irritated. When “Hagfish” gives daps to the people that know him, a firm handshake is out of the question because “Slimer” has palms that are constantly gooey. It is usual for most people to offer “Slick” a fist-pound, of which he will likely refuse because “Squirtchy” knows that pounds are blatantly disrespectful. His closest friends don’t risk touching his fishy hand and if anything, they will attempt to give “Snailer” a simple head-nod. Legend has it that his brain stem was replaced by a salamander membrane (similar to a gland) which keeps his hands sticky. “Gerbil” can also be spotted driving his Ron-Lobster which is a red Mazda that’s been converted to an amphibious underwater exploration vessel.

by john_raw March 9, 2011

wumpus cat

A readily "willing" female of below-average looks, and above-average weight. See also "Sea Donkey".

Man, I know Kelly is your friend and all, but that club-rat is a straight up Wumpus Cat!

by tooty September 26, 2005

Wambus

A mythological creature about which little is known. It is mostly aquatic but has several subspecies.

Last night when i was camping, i heard the anguished shriek of a lone Wambus.

by rockabille May 22, 2009

Wampum

1.- A term used to express anger, annoyance, or frustration.
2.- (noun) A derogatory term used to express any negative feeling toward another person.

1.- "Ah, wampum!"
2.- "Shutup, wampum!"

by -Zeejay- March 21, 2010

Wampuspod

Someone who constantly with either of their blinkers on, without any intention to turn.

"That Wampuspod is seriously confusing me! I shall pass him and present him with my middle finger!"

by Maliceva March 17, 2009

wompus

A mythical creature that is known as the angriest creature on earth. The wompus, according to myth, has no asshole and so no ability to shit, but is cursed with an insatiable appetite. As a consequence, the wompus is the angriest creature on earth. A truly anally retentive person can become a wompus by retaining so much, that his or her asshole closes itself up permanently.

That wompus is one mean sum bitch

by BlueWolf007 September 30, 2016