Maliceva's definitions

Hootie Poppers

Serious medical condition concerning when one "breaks out into little assholes and shits themselves."

Susie Homemaker: "Don't eat that raw hot dog! You'll get the Hootie Poppers!"
Me: Oh noes!!

by Maliceva March 17, 2009

Wampuspod

Someone who constantly with either of their blinkers on, without any intention to turn.

"That Wampuspod is seriously confusing me! I shall pass him and present him with my middle finger!"

by Maliceva March 17, 2009