Kentucky Mushroom Wallop

When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks

I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me

by Spidey81 January 24, 2018

Wallop of Cod

Tale of extreme fabrication, culprits are usually baked.

Bruv that's codswallop!

Nah bruv, that was a Wallop of Cod!

by Fatheroftitan November 11, 2017

Willy wallop

The action of absolutely totaling someone or something with ones dick.

Guy 1: "Holy shit man, I got so mad at this game yesterday I still cant believe what I did to my monitor"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I decided to hit it with a Willy wallop, I regret doing it now"

by Dogonduck September 29, 2021

Wallop On The Way

When a scumbag whore in Thailand get merked by a guy gangsta style. Usually involves extreme prejudice and no mercy.

I’m bout to cop a piece and go Wallop on The Way with this ho Lek.

Wa was shot 9 times in the face by my boy Matt. He went Wallop on The Way straight up.

by whoreslayer September 8, 2018

mud walloper

a mud walloper is a gay guy that stands in a shower with other gay guys that are jerking off on each other

pl. mud wallopers

The ad in the paper read - Mud wallopers wanted

by anonymous October 5, 2025

walloping

The term given for the reciprocating partner of the sexual act.

"I met Adrian up the towpath the other day. He unceremoniously unbuckled my jeans, bent me over and stuck his prick up my ass. I hadn't been on the receiving end of such a savage walloping in a long time. I walked like I'd just climbed off a police horse for a fortnight afterward. I'm going back tonight for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018