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obese wallet

Referring to a wallet filled with tons of cash. West coast rapper Sayef Aranki aka Analyst founded the term. He's said to have first used the term in one of his tracks entitled "Victory Freestyle."
Victory Freestyle: "I stay starvin' thats the way I keep my wallet obese"

Term used in sentence: "Yea I'm slim, but I got an obese wallet"
by Marc Soto January 9, 2008
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willed up

The act of taking a penis and rubbing it all over someone.
Bro I willed up Debbie last night all over the face
by Floundyboy November 20, 2017
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Wallet Warrior

A player of a Micropayment based game that gets all of the good items by paying for them instead of earning them through playing the game.
Player 1: "Wow, where did you get this cool sword and armor? You are only level 2"
Player 2: "I bought them with real life money, I don't have time to level up so I am a wallet warrior"
by _Buzzy_ September 25, 2011
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Wallet inspector

Used to imply a person is gullible.

Taken from a scene in The Simpsons where a tough tells three nerds he is the Wallet Inspector and they hand over their wallets unthinkingly.
Boris Johnson: I'll get a good deal for workers.
Caroline Flint, Labour MP: Okay. I'll vote for it!
Everyone: Caroline's meeting with the Wallet Inspector is going well.
by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019
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Prison Wallet

Using the anus as a wallet in prison to sneak in assorted goods.
Hey man I snuck some coke in for us in my prison wallet.
by Tommy Buns 654 May 22, 2013
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walleye vision

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
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walked in on

to go into a room and see what someone is doing, when they did not want to be seen
Mom just walked in on me when I nutted all over Rachel's face .... awks
by dngrsgurlx June 25, 2017
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