wacked off

getting a handjob, being jerked off.

"man, some chick wacked off a guy right next to me, sick shit"

by tooms July 30, 2008

texas weed wacker

The act of a women biting the hair out of a man's butthole and preceeding to give him a blowjob.

EX. " My girlfriend noticed I needed a trim so she gave me a Texas weed wacker. "

by Deweyman52 & Mase53 May 17, 2014

Wackest

Worst; of least effect.

"Gimme yo' controller jawn, yo punk a** just did the wackest outta all 'em"
(actual quote while playing 360)

by BloodyHeadbutt March 11, 2010

Wacked

To be killed by the Mafia

To be really high on drugs

To get punched in the face

"Little Pauley was wacked last night by the mob I heard he turned snitch so they caught up with him for it"

"I had like 5 lines and I was wacked totally gone out of this world"

"Haha you got wacked in the face by big Mervin serves you right man I told you not to mess with him"

by Harry69 May 6, 2012

wakenbaker

One who wakes... then bakes!

It's 9 in the mornin and Robby's already high, he's such a wakenbaker.

by chrisdreed October 9, 2008

wacked out cracka

The remains of a small wheat-based biscuit that has been accidentally crushed into bits at the bottom of your packed-lunch box.

"Shit, man, dat one helluva wacked out cracka der."
"Sho' nuff messed up my lunch, homie."

by Rubberneck needs 2 getalife May 13, 2003

wankendorf

a small town in north germany with the most coolest name a town could be blessed with!

i went to wankendorf via pisdorf and cunter (these are two other german towns, honest)

by murphycat August 3, 2008