Wive's Club

A group of single ladies that do everything wives cannot, while participating in wife like activities. (mainly boozing)

SCENARIO #1

Little Bitch #1= Oh, wow! Who are those hammered girls wearing trash bags at the bar??

Little Bitch #2= The ones chugging four beers at once? DEFINITELY a Wive's Club member!

SCENARIO #2

Little Bitch #1= Hi, nice to meet you. I noticed you from across the bar, you look thirsty!

Wive's Club Member= OHHHHHHH WELLLL HELLLLLOOO!!!!!!!

SCENARIO #3

Little Bitch #1= Why is that girl screaming over the music in this night club?? I think she is gonna punch a hole in the ceiling from fist pumping!!!

Little Bitch #2= I know a Wive's Club Member when I see one!! The girls chugging vodka next to her are members as well...

by Wive's Club Member September 13, 2011

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Wivenhoe Vibes

When you are tired of life... When everything seems too noisy, when you can't take it anymore

Then you go to a muddy trail of peace that takes your hardship away, you see the sunset befall Infront of your eyes... Is it heaven? Is it a gift from God? No it's the WIVENHOE VIBES

I was walking down the muddy trail and slipped cause of the WIVENHOE VIBES

I am riding a bike when I don't know how to ride it... It got stuck in mud but I am getting WIVENHOE VIBES here

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cheater wipes

baby-wipes-- used after sex with someone who is not your boy/girlfriend for the purpose of not getting caught.

After we screwed, I brushed my teeth twice, washed my hair twice and took a shower twice but stilled smelled like sex. Good thing I had some cheater wipes to get rid of any obvious evidence that could be used against me.

by monica v May 7, 2010

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