Dave and I were going to dive the cove but were deterred by all the crap that washed up on shore, including condoms and beach whistles.
by ab_iron August 6, 2006

by dikliker08 March 12, 2021

by Sarah Bellum & The Neurologist February 16, 2009

by The whistler worker November 15, 2017

A term used to delicately describe the flushed tampon applicators that show up in rural sewage lagoons. The cardboard or plastic applicator tips float and look like whistles.
Matt: What's the deal with all the whistles in the lagoon? Dan: Um...those aren't whistles!
Kurt: Those are lagoon whistles. Get back to work.
Kurt: Those are lagoon whistles. Get back to work.
by Dan Sayer July 24, 2008

by Razorayne March 9, 2017

From the German "Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift" (=" I can't believe it"), which is often translated as a joke by the Germans into the wrong translation "I think my pig whistles". Mostly used by boomers.
Joachim: "I have explosive diarrhoea for the 17th day in a row."
Hans-Jörg: "I think my pig whistles!"
Hans-Jörg: "I think my pig whistles!"
by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022
