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car washer

A professional thief who mainly steals cars. Sometimes includes altering a car's appearance (paint job, body kits, etc) or removing/changing the seriel numbers from the vehicle.
Tony always has the tightest rides, he's a car washer.
by jeffool January 18, 2005
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bucket washer

guy with a shit job who tries to pick up chicks aka zach
zach tried to pick up some chicks but the only pesponse he got was FUCK YOU BUCKET WASHER!!!
by U would like to kno May 28, 2006
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Pressure washer

The pressure washer is when you blow a load on a girls face and then quickly after you begin to pee on her face to clean it off.
Tom blows a load on Jill's face, then Tom pees on Jill's face. Jill then thanks Tom for a "Pressure Washer".
by Brett Pronovost December 28, 2007
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Pseudo-Washer

A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.

The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"

Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
by jazz4 November 15, 2011
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Heather Washer

Probably the most stunning girl you will ever come in contact with. She will be-friend you quickly and steal your heart away. Be careful because this clever fox will seduce you into doing things you might not want to do.
by the one and only SAF August 26, 2012
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Pisser Washer

The act of using your pee stream to remove stains from within the toilet or urinal.
"Evan could stare at the poo stain in the toilet no more. He decided to brace himself and crack out the Pisser Washer"
by Bad News Bond August 2, 2016
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penny washer

his name is brandon. he likes to fuck some irish dude name cameron in the ass. total waste of air. claims hes 6ft+ but really is 4’11”.
brandon, that penny washer, is such a faggot.
by hitler_likes_to_paint December 14, 2018
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