Wanker

A pretty boy who always takes Instagram selfies with his shirt off.

Every time I go on facebook I always see selfies by that guy, he looks like a right bloody wanker

by Muppetguy123 March 15, 2019

Wanker

A person who masturbates excessively

that wanker got arrested for masturbating in the public bathroom

by Phairman Buckets November 30, 2016

Wanker

A person (mostly men) who enjoys and partakes in many masturbation sessions, or "wanking".
Also used in the same sense as "asshole" or "bellend" and can mean a loser

oh look at his hair, what a wanker

by bigwangman November 9, 2015

wankerism

political bullshit in the workplace..... cowardliness in challenging anyone or thing with power or influence !!

''you can say that at work . we know its corporate wankerism but you'll get into trouble if you speak your mind like that''

by ozwald cobblepot February 18, 2015

Wankers

Wankers are hot

Suck my wiggly wanks or Wankers

by Xxxxxxxxx skiny penis October 20, 2019

Wanker

A man jerking his erect penis

Oi you wanker

by Uranium 420 August 24, 2020

Wanker

A English cursing word usually used when someone falls or does something stupid,

James: Oy mate you forgot your keys again? Kevin: Yes... James: You bloody wanker are you really that stupid?

by Glitchy25 May 9, 2018